Jeanine Pirro is horny. Horny for Donald Trump, closed borders, and high-profile federal investigations striking her enemies. She’s so horny for drama that when presented with some breaking intel, her reaction kind of mirrors what it’s like to experience a really powerful vibrator for the first time. Or rather, (1) Scream, (2) Fall off a chair, and (3) Do it all over again. “Momma’s got one volume, and it’s three Chardonnays deep at a crowded party,” she insists. “I just got so damn excited about Trump unleashed. Whoa momma!” No Cecily Strongs were injured in the making of this clip. Take note, Emmys.