Far be it from us to dissuade any fan from partaking in AMC’s 22-film, 59-hour Marvel marathon leading up to the release of Avengers: Endgame. We’re just saying, if you don’t want to stagger out of the theater two and half days later, back ruined, kneecaps locked in place, retinas dehydrated into two little craisin husks of their former selves, you could just listen to this two-minute song recapping the entire franchise.
The cast of Endgame stopped by The Tonight Show on Monday to hype the movie and, more importantly, belt out a reconfigured version of Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire” about all the movies leading up to this one. We’re guessing you actually remember most of the highlights, but if not: Hey, remember Whiplash? An underrated villain. If you still want to commit to the full cinematic preview experience, we won’t blame you. On an unrelated note, do they make sleeping bags you can pee in now, or you will you just be holding it in for The Incredible Hulk?