Looking back, if we could have that Star Wars movie Patton Oswalt pitched in an episode of Parks and Recreation, the world would be a far more interesting place. And while that ship may have sailed, there’s still time to write “Cupcake Battle,” the first thing Oswalt thought of when trying to guess what the next big pop-culture phenomenon will be after Game of Thrones ends. He threw out the quick pitch on a visit to Conan Tuesday night, and it’s either the best idea ever or we’re just incredibly hungry. Just think, it could be like The Great British Bake Off meets Lord of the Rings. Are you writing this all down? This is good stuff.