We love to gobble up all of those semi-regular gossip pieces about how Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton apparently hate each other’s guts. Make up, you future leaders of the House of Windsor! Why can’t the royals all just get along and watch Meg’s old pilots in the comfort of their stately manor houses? One day, maybe. Middleton, for what it’s worth, insists there’s no beef between the two ladies, although chugging a glass of Veuve Clicquot while relaying the news kind of undermines it a bit. “No, we’re not feuding. Why? Why would we?” she asks. “Because I follow all the strict rules and she doesn’t and people love her for it? No, I love it.” Hmmmm.