Nary a week goes by now without some sort of “Yikes! Joy Behar and Meghan McCain are savage to each other” headline clogging up our Twitter feeds, and this latest segment of The View will make us hate-click even faster. How can it not? McCain, the self-described princess of Arizona, can’t seem to stop antagonizing Behar, who’s essentially getting paid by the word at this point, with her yellow blonde locks. “There is a crisis at the border and the border is right up in my Arizona, which was founded on sunburnt women selling turquoise jewelry. Not random Mexicans,” McCain muses and hairflips. “And that’s not racist because my makeup artist is gay.” Good thing Whoopi Goldberg has a spray bottle on hand or things could get messy.