Potential presidential hopeful Joe Biden is ready to learn, kind of, after a few women accused him of inappropriate touching during his White House days. Keyword on kind of! Frankly, he still doesn’t get the big deal of greeting a female stranger with one of his signature “human connections” — a gentle nuzzle here, a lil’ smooch there — even if it leads to a healthy kick in the crotch. “I’m a hugger, I’m a kisser, and I’m a little bit of a sniffer,” he explains. “It turns out I’m one percent Eskimo so I’m allowed to do the kissing.” Whatever, keep a look out for Biden and “some woman” in 2020.
SNL’s Joe Biden Wants to See You, Feel You, Touch You, Heal You
