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SNL’s New Film Critic Helps You LSD-cide Which Movies to See This Spring

And we’re out here, reviewing movies without hallucinogenics like a bunch of bats not having sex with your high school gym teacher. During this weekend’s Saturday Night Live, Alex Moffat’s film critic Terry Fink stopped by Weekend Update to give his spring movie reviews. Since he’s been macrodosing acid non-stop, every single film, from the new Trumbo remake Dumbo to that version of A Star Is Born featuring Times Square Elmo, qualifies as a non-stop thrill ride. Something to think about the next time you see that phrase blurbed on a poster. Overall, we give this sketch four Slendermen wearing zoot suits and one screaming hot dog.

SNL’s New Film Critic Helps You LSDecide Which Movies to See