If you’re still reeling from the news that Dressbarn is closing forever, you’re not alone. In fact, Andy Richter is not only as hurt as you are — he’s literally furious. On Wednesday night’s Conan, we witnessed all the stages of grief a person can experience … being skipped over really quickly until Richter got to anger and stayed there. Well, he did get to depression for a bit, but then quickly returned to anger, where he remains. This is the emotional spot from which he will wage a righteous war on the soon-to-be-defunct women’s clothing retailer. And don’t you dare say Eileen Fisher to him.