Archibald “Archie” Andrews, the Earl of Riverdale, was born two days ago to Meghan Markle and Prince Harry — their first child who’s now seventh in line to rule over Britain. Wait, no. Sorry. We’re mixing up our gingers again. We meant to say that Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor was born to his lovely Sussex parents two days ago, so please forgive us for mixing up a royal ginger with a perpetually terrorized, six-pack-tastic ginger dope from a CW teen dramedy. We just knew that Riverdale was going to commemorate those Archie parallels somehow on social media, although we must admit that Archie Comics was a little more hip with the youths. T-minus two years until Veronica “Ronnie” Lodge, the Baroness of Glendale, is born.