Kudos to Meghan Markle’s third cousin, who was nice enough to hop on a plane to London to attend the christening of her newest ginger family member. Too bad the etiquette training she has to endure is less Cinderella singsongy fun and more Saw, thanks to her coach having a proclivity for, uh, random acts of violence. “Well I did indeed and I’ll gladly do it again if we don’t get it right,” she taunts after her first slap. (And the next, and the next.) “This is the House of Windsor! Don’t you understand!” I guess we do understand? Who knows, maybe the clotted cream doubles as a good serum.