Presidential hopeful Pete Buttigieg, noted Ulysses fan, was nice enough to indulge the ladies of The View with his forearms (and husband) to secure the country’s coveted Mom Vote. Too bad all they want to do is ask their new honorary nephew to fix their phones and talk about pretty much anything but policy, which … really bums him out, if we’re being honest. “I may be only 37 years old, but I do feel like I represent everyday Americans. I’m just a Harvard-educated, multilingual war-veteran Rhodes scholar. I’m just like you!” he finally gets out. “I do want to say, I wouldn’t be running for president if I didn’t believe America would be ready to accept not only a gay man, but a boring gay man in the public eye.” Poor guy, maybe try The Talk?