Chris Pratt is back from his honeymoon, everyone! The Guardians of the Galaxy star posted a pic of his sunburnt ass on Instagram. That in and of itself is not news. Gwyneth Paltrow made a fun, self-aware joke that she had some “goop” to help alleviate Pratt’s pain. That’s fun, and means that Paltrow almost certainly does remember being in movies with Pratt. It’s not a headline, though. But Ethan Hawke commenting on said butt pic? Press-stopping, crucial information. Below the photo of Pratt’s pasty tuchus, Hawke commented:
Now I know what to send for a wedding present. Also, you don’t have to work this hard to have an excuse to show off your tush! I thought it was inappropriate - my wife said, “I love it!” Hmmmm.
To recap, we now know these things to be true: Chris Pratt did not sunbathe nude on his honeymoon, Gwyneth Paltrow probably knows who Chris Pratt is, and Ethan Hawke is something of an Insta-prude but he’s getting over it.