The one good thing that’s happening on Earth right now is Glenn Close’s gradually increasing social media presence. And it all came to a head on Wednesday night when Glenn Close discovered Snapchat filters. Or, as she refers to them ever so endearingly: “the SNAPCHAT thing.” And now, thanks to that one Snapchat filter that changes your gender, we have a glimpse at an alternate timeline in which Glenn Close presents as a man. Luckily the name would still work, but there is one drawback. This version of Glenn Close apparently goes up against Woody Harrelson for parts. So, we’d have to choose. It would also substantially alter the plot of The Wife, so maybe it’s best we learn to appreciate the version of reality we currently inhabit. Still, what a beard.