You know the old saying: Two is a coincidence, three is a trend, and four will get you written up in a blog for a national pop-culture website. When we aren’t busy fuming over how much of a jerk Luke P. is, your friends at Vulture noticed something amusing throughout this season of The Bachelorette: An astounding four gents have worn the same salmon-colored jacket to cocktail parties or rose ceremonies, which is just so cute, when you think about it. They’re sharing clothes! They’re pals! (Minus Luke.) They have each other’s backs! (Minus Luke.) They definitely got inspiration from that ClickHole article about salmon! Here’s Jed, who, in an ultimate power move, recently declared he signed up for the show for the wrong reasons:
And here’s Tyler C. and his confused stares, who, frankly, deserves nobody except for this writer:
Connor S. also upped the snazzy ante:
While Dylan kept it Nantucket classy:
Please place your bets for the newest Salmon Brother initiate at next week’s Scottish rose ceremony. Our money’s on the ghost of John Paul Jones.