With apologies to Stephen Colbert, James Corden, and all the other white dudes on late-night television, it seems Tom Hanks just crowned his favorite host at the end of an amusing anecdote about brewskis: “This is going to make a great story on The Graham Norton Show.” That foresight! That nice praise! America’s dad was recalling his recent appearance at Stagecoach, where his wife, Rita Wilson, was performing — but the afternoon took a nosedive when he was deprived of beer at one of the pavilions. “I give them a couple seconds to let the H-bomb drop,” he explained. “Not only am I who you think I am, but I’m also 62 goddamn years old.” All Hanks needed was an ID badge, which he made someone else get him. The walk was too far.