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Leonardo DiCaprio, Margot Robbie, Brad Pitt Casually Traipse Through Jimmy Kimmel’s Monologue

Hope you didn’t want to hear all the Mueller-testimony jokes that would have been in Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue tonight. If only the stars of Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood hadn’t mistaken Kimmel’s place of employ for “the alleyway” leading them to the film’s premiere. In all honesty, though, Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt, and Margot Robbie probably could walk across anyone’s bank vault/NASA launch site/Area 51, and everyone would be too starstruck to raise an objection.

And, hey, maybe that guy in the pink button-down would have genuflected with the same look of pure joy during Kimmel’s Bachelorette jokes as he did for Leo. We don’t know. Just kidding, that guy is going to be holding in one continuous two-hour scream during the actual Once Upon a Time in Hollywood premiere, to which he and the rest of the audience were invited by DiCaprio himself. That’s obviously very cool, but as cool as those forever-lost monologue jokes? Looks like we’ll never know for sure.

Leo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt Traipse Through Kimmel’s Monologue