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In Stunning Blow to Alchemists Everywhere, Adam Scott’s New ABC Game Show Isn’t Cones of Dunshire

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Apologies to all the budding wizards, mavericks, farmers, provosts, deniers, and shamans out there, as our OG Architect, Adam Scott, has not been thinking about the essence of the cones. His latest career move might even be considered a flashy trick! Scott has become the latest celeb recruit from ABC to host one of the network’s game shows, with THR reporting he signed on to host Don’t. The new show celebrates (and rewards) the art of willpower, with teams of four being put through “a series of comedic challenges with the simple rule of ‘don’t,’ as in ‘don’t laugh’ or ‘don’t blink,’ with a top prize of $100,000.” We’ll also add “don’t mention The Winds of Tremorrah” and “don’t accept Barney’s job offer at the accounting firm.” No premiere date has been scheduled yet.

Adam Scott’s New Game Show Somehow Isn’t Cones of Dunshire