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The Death of Dick Long Is a Delirious Symphony of Stupidity

Photo: Courtesy of Sundance Institute

This review was originally published during 2019’s Sundance Film Festival. We are republishing the piece as the film hits theaters this weekend.

Dick Long opens with an unhinged, freewheeling night of drug-booze-and-firecracker-fueled hedonism, then cuts to its two nitwit protagonists, Zeke (Michael Abbott Jr.) and Earl (Andre Hyland) frantically driving their mortally wounded bandmate and bud Dick (Scheinert himself) to the local hospital, where they intend to abandon his body outside of the emergency room. Before they drop him off, they literally drop him — accidentally, a couple of times — and then take his wallet, so that he can’t be identified.

As might be expected, Dick dies not long afterward, and the rather alarming nature of his injuries — multiple head contusions, along with severe rectal hemorrhaging — prompts panic across their sleepy Alabama hamlet that a band of psychos might be on the loose. (We do know, by the way, that Dick’s death was accidental; what we do not know for most of the picture is just what exactly happened to him, a revelation Scheinert wisely keeps hidden until we’re good and ready for it.) Meanwhile, Zeke has to deal with the rather incriminating pool of blood in his back seat, while Earl makes plans to skip town, and Dick’s wife (Jess Weixler) begins wondering where her probably two-timing husband is. The local sheriff (Janelle Cochrane) and the not-too-bright Officer Dudley (Sarah Baker) get on the case, and despite having a number of clues — including the wallet that Zeke took from Dick — they don’t seem particularly able to put two and two together.

Scheinert himself comes from small-town Alabama, and there’s a surreal specificity throughout — cutaways to odd bits of local color, as well as occasional in-jokes that even those of us who aren’t in on the joke can identify as in-jokes — that lends the film a sense of authenticity. But he also isn’t afraid to indulge in what we might consider stereotypes. These two ragged, half-baked, Papa Roach–loving buffoons make the worst decisions so consistently that the story borders on Dadaist. Between their rampant idiocies, and the glacial incompetence of the local cops, The Death of Dick Long becomes a symphony of stupidity. I say “symphony” because it’s multivoiced and overpowering. That’s part of the movie’s charm, too: You can feel your brain melting away as you watch it, and that’s not always a bad sensation.

Dick Long does try to get serious in its later scenes, before it pulls off a couple of final, deeply twisted reveals. But the attempts to provide emotional weight feel somewhat unearned and uneven, as Zeke contends with his faltering marriage to Lydia (Virginia Newcomb). One senses an attempt on Scheinert’s part to pull off the kind of transformation that the Coen brothers achieved in films like Raising Arizona and Fargo, where the freewheeling quirkiness eventually builds to something resembling pathos. But many of his characters, as entertaining as they are, don’t quite have the dimensionality to make that work. (Save perhaps for Lydia: Newcomb is phenomenal, juggling disbelief, disgust, horror, and anguish without ever losing sight of both the pathos and silliness of the situation.) That tonal mismatch aside, however, The Death of Dick Long is a delirious and entertaining dumbshit backwoods noir.

The Death of Dick Long Is a Delirious Symphony of Stupidity