Poor Taylor Swift thought she was going on The Tonight Show to talk about being the musical guest on SNL. A Phoebe Waller-Bridge stanning anecdote, some sort of game with like ping-pong balls or whatever, and she’s done. But no, Jimmy Fallon had other plans. The host conspired with Swift’s own mother to obtain footage of Tay-tay post LASIK eye surgery, crying because she didn’t get the right banana from a bunch. Whether you believe Swift was actually shocked by the footage, or if it’s another Joaquin Phoenix outtake scenario, is up to you. I’m choosing to believe Taylor got David After Dentist’d, which is like getting Punk’d but with more familial betrayal.