The contours. The crop tops. The palpable sense of sexually transmitted diseases running amok. Love Island is looking trashier than ever thanks to Phoebe Waller-Bridge’s pediatric nurse from Essex, who, wowza, just took a look at her Instagram followers. She never has to work again! More Juvederm for her! “My dad’s a boxer and my mom’s a pub,” she helpfully tells us before her elimination. “Just got my lips done. I asked the doctor for an allergic reaction.” If you still want to date her, just keep in mind what she’s looking for in a perfect man: He’s got tattoos, really great banter, proper fit, but at the same time she’ll … go with anyone. Form an orderly queue, boys.