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Phoebe Waller-Bridge Is the Hottest Person From the Worst Town on SNL’s Love Island

The contours. The crop tops. The palpable sense of sexually transmitted diseases running amok. Love Island is looking trashier than ever thanks to Phoebe Waller-Bridge’s pediatric nurse from Essex, who, wowza, just took a look at her Instagram followers. She never has to work again! More Juvederm for her! “My dad’s a boxer and my mom’s a pub,” she helpfully tells us before her elimination. “Just got my lips done. I asked the doctor for an allergic reaction.” If you still want to date her, just keep in mind what she’s looking for in a perfect man: He’s got tattoos, really great banter, proper fit, but at the same time she’ll … go with anyone. Form an orderly queue, boys.

Phoebe Waller-Bridge Is Your Trashy Love Island Contestant