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Don’t Be Fooled by the Rock That She’s Got, J.Lo Still Wants Some Chad

Please be ready to suspend your disbelief while watching SNL’s latest Chad installment, which invites us to witness a parallel universe where Jennifer Lopez, willingly, would cheat on Alex Rodriguez with a borderline brain-dead roadie (Pete Davidson) who only knows the word “okay” and enjoys stumbling off stages. “Ever since I first saw you,” she coos at him, “I haven’t been able to get you out of my mind.” Good thing A-Rod swings by to surprise his boo with some flowers, or we would’ve had to subject ourselves to a Dorito dust make-out session. And life’s way too short to watch that.

Don’t Be Fooled by the Rock, J.Lo Still Wants Some Chad