Punk rocker Billy Idol has found his latest hardcore, counterculture movement: enforcing New York City’s anti-idling laws! Get it? They’re homophones. NYC’s Department of Environmental Protection has enlisted Idol for a new “Billy Never Idles” campaign reminding drivers to shut off their ignition when they’re not driving after “more than three minutes … except in a school zone, where the limit is one minute.” Radical! An anti-pollution campaign for clean air is certainly a worthy cause, and Mayor Bill de Blasio kicked it off alongside Idol at a press conference on Thursday morning.
You know what would really reduce motor vehicle pollution in NYC? Investment in a functioning, accessible, affordable public-transit system. In the meantime, we’ve brainstormed some other celebrity public service partnership campaign ideas below:
- Adam’s not a drunk Driver
- Richard’s always Kind to animals
- David doesn’t Cross the street without looking both ways
- Gary doesn’t Abusey drugs
- Jewel never Juuls
- Jason Ritter says NO to litter
- Liev never Shreiber-bullies
De Blasio, our phones are open.
