’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the ’gram,
The celebs were all posting, decked out in full glam;
The captions were penned by PR teams with care
In hopes that some sponsor cash soon would be there;
The children were wrangled to pose in their jammies
For curated visions of rich happy families;
We shook from our mid-winter’s scroll with a startle
When a new post was posted — from Harry! And Markle!
We gasped at the sight and we shook at the thrill of it
For there was the first pic of new baby Lilibet!
So here’s a quick list of their holiday toasting
Happy Christmas to all, and to all happy posting!
Harry and Meghan:
William and Kate:
Heather Rae Young and Tarek El Moussa:
Courtney Love (and a picture of Madonna):
Tracee Ellis Ross:
Millie Bobby Brown and new bf(?), Bon Jovi’s kid:
Taylor (and Tay) Lautner:
Halle Berry and Van Hunt:
Taraji P. Henson:
Britney Spears and Sam Asghari:
Nick Jonas, Priyanka Chopra, and their Dogs of Many Sizes: