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The Most Concerning Things on Kourtney Kardashian’s Bedside Table

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Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian interviewed each other for Interview magazine. And since the story was thinly-veiled spon for Kourt’s new sleep gummy line, most of the discussion was about her bed habits. What she wears, does Travis Barker snore? Stuff like that. (The answers being: Trav’s boxers, and no.) But a large chunk of the interview was about the stuff Kourtney keeps on or in her bedside table. “I have a lighter, I have a brain squishy that I’m now squishing. I have mints in a glass jar,” she told Khlo. “They look very fancy.” The eldest Kardashian also has a full carafe of water, a box of inspirational quotes given to her by Kendall, a miniature vase, and a pine tree-scented candle. It does beg a question: just how big is Kourtney Kardashian’s beside table? Is it a fucking desk? But that’s not even the weirdest stuff she’s got in/on there. Kourt has a landline, something Khlo calls “Nostalgic.” And the topper, Kourtney Kardashian has gone full Victorian and has a keepsake lock of hair in her bedside drawers. “I have Reign’s hair,” Kourtney said, “because we didn’t cut his hair until he was five. So I have his long braid and I smell it often.” It is sweet that Kourtney Kardashian loves her child, even if that love manifests as if Reign Disick was lost on the Titanic.

The Concerning Things on Kourtney Kardashian’s Bedside Table