By the end of pop star and wife of Taika Waititi Rita Ora’s music video for her new single, “You Only Love Me,” I had so many questions that my brain actually exploded into this blog post. The Oscar-worthy short starts with a vintage-TV montage, featuring cameos from celebs Addison Rae, Chelsea Handler, Lindsay Lohan, Jodie Turner-Smith, and Kristen Stewart, who all are congratulating Ora on her big wedding day. “I just had the craziest dream that you were getting married and I wasn’t there,” K-Stew says, which, if true, rude! The video then turns into a three-minute dance sequence in which Ora preps for her walk down the aisle, and includes shots of: the subject attempting to beat her face in a cloud of smoke with “ICONIC”-branded makeup, Sharon Stone getting a tattoo, the sexualization of a rubber yellow glove, and, to cap it all off, a strut down a random suburban road with her bridesmaids. Then, Ora looks up and screams as a mysterious castle — presumably the venue she won’t be getting her deposit back from — blazes on fire. “I wanted to capture the vulnerability I’ve experienced as I opened myself up to love and entered a new phase of life,” Ora says. “The journey was not always easy, but I’ve come out of it stronger and filled with more love than I ever thought possible.” Okay, Shakespeare (she’s a poet)! Ora confirmed her marriage to Waititi while promoting the song on January 27, telling the U.K.’s Heart Breakfast radio show, “Yes … I am officially off the market.” Maybe this will get 100K retweets?