Patti LuPone is less than amped to welcome Kim Kardashian into the American Horror Story family. While playing a game of “Do They Give a Damn?” on WWHL with John Leguizamo, LuPone said she wanted to keep Kim K. off the stage. “Excuse me, Kim,” she said. “What are you doing with your life? Don’t get on the stage, Mrs. Worthington.” The Mrs. Worthington dig was a reference to a Noël Coward song about a momager who shouldn’t be putting her big-butted butterface of a daughter on stage. Savage. Sidenote: She also doesn’t care about Bad Cinderella. But can you blame her? It’s not like this Andrew Lloyd Webber flop is going to buy her a pool.