The Bachelor Recap: This StinksBachelor Nation, step right up and behold this season’s most outrageous attraction: The Man Who Has Never Been Dumped.
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We Need to Talk About The BachelorAs it becomes obvious that the person Matt favors is the one with a racist past, we have to step back and take a hard look at this show’s history.
The Bachelor Recap: Mean GirlsCould we try and get through the rest of this season without anyone pejoratively accusing anyone else of being a sex worker?
The Bachelorette Recap: Decision CrystalsTayshia is torn apart that she’s hurting people, but that’s what happens when you ask people to tell you their childhood trauma.
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The Bachelorette Recap: Grin and BennettIn between the bookends of Bennett’s absolute nonsense, we are treated to, gasp, emotional conversations where people are actually seen and validated!
The Bachelorette Recap: Listen to Your HeartWhen it comes to the Bachelor Universe, the answer to the question “Has anyone involved in this program learned anything?” is always no.
The Bachelorette Recap: Apologize for What?If you’re looking for some analysis that Clare broke The Bachelorette or that she is the Worst Bachelorette Ever, you ain’t gonna find it here.
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The Bachelorette Recap: Not-Dale’s Last StandAt this point, Claire’s basically asking the other guys to make direct eye contact with her while she mounts Dale as a display of dominance.
The Real Housewives of Potomac Recap: Knives OutThankfully, the women of Potomac are so good that watching them yell about social-media slights from eight to ten months ago is still entertaining.
The Bachelor Season Finale Recap: Fail to SucceedPeter subscribes to the Nicholas Sparks school of relationships, where the only requirement in a relationship is a desire to be in that relationship.
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The Bachelor Recap: Family-Meeting TimeWait, so now we’re supposed to watch this whole thing as if Peter’s love for Madison is some act of passionate rebellion against his family’s wishes?