How many ladytestants need to warn Colton before he realizes he’s the one screwing everything up here?
For someone so incredibly focused on getting engaged, Porsha sure is missing all the clues.
Colton’s increasingly clear penchant for blonde influencers raises the eternal question: who is here for the “right” reasons?
The Japan trip comes to a lively close with samurai training, pickle sex positions, and multiple deliveries of gigantic bouquets.
Welcome to the All Scheming, All Plotting Annelise Keating Variety Hour.
Heather loses her kissing virginity while Elyse is out here revolutionizing this game.
The only thing HTGAWM loves more than the law is a good scheme, and this episode is full of ‘em.
Caelynn shares her story of being a sexual assault survivor, and Colton uses it as an excuse to talk more about his virginity.
This Japan trip is delivering.
With all the permutations of possible murders on this show, murdering the wrong person entirely seems like an inevitability.
This episode is defined by ill-defined obstacle courses.
Literally zero of these people are skilled at conflict resolution, which makes it a great time to head overseas together!
Do we need more evidence that Sam is bad? WE GET IT.
Billy Eichner shows up to challenge Colton’s assumptions about sex and sexuality, because apparently no one else will.
This Porsha/Kandi feud is wearing thiiiiiiiiiiin.
Is this the bleakest season yet?
Don’t tease me with a pregnant Porsha going after Kandi, RHOA.
Cynthia sending Noelle off to college is the emotional centerpiece of a mother-centric episode.
Eva needs one of those things quarterbacks wear on their wrists to track plays, but for her lies.
NeNe must have a bag of words she uses when putting together her party themes.