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Ali Barthwell

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    The Bachelorette Recap: Rom-Com VibesKatie is looking for a lot in a man.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Point BlakeThis is Hunter’s villain-origin story.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: A Need-to-Know BasisDoes this Hyatt Regency exist outside space and time? That’s the only explanation for why we’re still doing this whole Thomas thing.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Mutual AuthenticationThe way things are going, this season is going to be five episodes long.
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    The Bachelorette Season-Premiere Recap: Horny Girl SummerAmerica’s Horniest Bachelorette is here to laugh at your sexual innuendo and make out with a grown man in a cat costume.
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    The Bachelor Season Finale Recap: The Bitter EndNo, there will not be a final embrace.
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    The Bachelor Recap: Daddy LessonsAfter one tidy segment with his father, suddenly Matt’s deep-seated issues with commitment are solved? Yay?
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    The Bachelor Recap: With Eyes Wide OpenFrom the dates we didn’t see to the toxic conflicts we most certainly did, this Women Tell All was a wild ride.
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    The Bachelor Recap: This StinksBachelor Nation, step right up and behold this season’s most outrageous attraction: The Man Who Has Never Been Dumped.
  10. overnights
    We Need to Talk About The BachelorAs it becomes obvious that the person Matt favors is the one with a racist past, we have to step back and take a hard look at this show’s history.
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    The Bachelor Recap: Fun and GamesThis week’s dates have a real sixth-grade-birthday-party energy to them.
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    The Bachelor Recap: Don’t You Know That You’re Toxic?You don’t get credit for removing the people who spread rumors when you’re actively promoting those rumors, The Bachelor.
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    The Bachelor Recap: Mean GirlsCould we try and get through the rest of this season without anyone pejoratively accusing anyone else of being a sex worker?
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    The Bachelor Recap: Ladies in WaitingIt will truly be remarkable if Matt somehow manages to explode another season of this show.
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    The Bachelor Recap: Rage Against the QueenVictoria goes into full villain mode.
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    The Bachelor Season Premiere Recap: Just VibingMatt James’s season is off to a bland, chemistry-light start, but at least Vibratin’ Katie brought the prop comedy.
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    The Bachelorette Season Finale Recap: Words of AffirmationIn the midst of, well, everything, The Bachelorette managed to deliver one of its more satisfying love stories.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: The Eleventh HourAfter the year we’ve all had, don’t we deserve a happy ending without any twists and turns?
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Say Something!It didn’t have to be like this, Tayshia.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Decision CrystalsTayshia is torn apart that she’s hurting people, but that’s what happens when you ask people to tell you their childhood trauma.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Grin and BennettIn between the bookends of Bennett’s absolute nonsense, we are treated to, gasp, emotional conversations where people are actually seen and validated!
  22. overnights
    The Bachelorette Recap: When Zac Met TayshiaWe’re watching a woman realize that her dating options aren’t limited to men best described as “Spicoli-esque.”
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Listen to Your HeartWhen it comes to the Bachelor Universe, the answer to the question “Has anyone involved in this program learned anything?” is always no.
  24. overnights
    The Bachelorette Recap: The Grown Man PivotWe’re clearly running out of date ideas already.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Back to ‘Reality’If there ever was a platonic ideal of a Bachelorette, Tayshia might be that Bachelorette.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Apologize for What?If you’re looking for some analysis that Clare broke The Bachelorette or that she is the Worst Bachelorette Ever, you ain’t gonna find it here.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Not-Dale’s Last StandAt this point, Claire’s basically asking the other guys to make direct eye contact with her while she mounts Dale as a display of dominance.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Rules of EngagementClare is going to destroy the concept of toxic masculinity if it’s the last thing she does.
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    The Bachelorette Season Premiere Recap: Show Up, Show OutThis is like watching a romantic comedy about your friend and her boyfriend, Dale.
  30. overnights
    The Real Housewives of Potomac Recap: Homecoming QueenWe get a glimpse of Karen’s farm-based backstory in a trip to her hometown, complete with combines, thrown candy, and tears.
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    The Real Housewives of Potomac Recap: Team SkepticalFive days after the winery ruckus, everyone is still reeling.
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    The Real Housewives of Potomac Recap: Fight and FlightDid we ever think that the first hands to really be thrown on Potomac would be Candiace and Monique?
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    The Real Housewives of Potomac Recap: Not Buying ItAshley tells the ladies what’s going on with her marriage and Everyone. Has. Questions.
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    The Real Housewives of Potomac Recap: Fire It UpThis? This is not the look, Monique.
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    The Real Housewives of Potomac Recap: Incoming TextHow dare the show tease us with this incredible bit of information about Michael and not give us the reveal during the episode?
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    The Real Housewives of Potomac Recap: The Lake HouseDid you ever think we’d see the day that Gizelle and Monique would take a two-hour drive together with a bird?
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    The Real Housewives of Potomac Recap: Life of the PartyThrowing a party in which your husband goes to sleep in the middle is not how you bring the spice back into your relationship, Karen.
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    The Real Housewives of Potomac Recap: Knives OutThankfully, the women of Potomac are so good that watching them yell about social-media slights from eight to ten months ago is still entertaining.
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    The Real Housewives of Potomac Recap: No ApologiesIs Candiace a real human woman who eats and breathes? Yes. Is she someone I could eat and breathe near? Absolutely not.
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    The Real Housewives of Potomac Season Premiere Recap: It Made Sense to LaughCandiace seems like she’s looking for a fight and really wants to convince herself that she’s gotten to Gizelle. No one gets to Gizelle.
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    The Bachelor: Listen to Your Heart Finale Recap: Make You Feel My LoveThere’s something interesting at the heart of this show, but the ethos of the Bachelor Cinematic Universe keeps getting in the way.
  42. overnights
    The Bachelor: Listen to Your Heart Recap: New RulesThis is classic Bachelor drama. So why doesn’t it feel like The Bachelor?
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    The Bachelor: Listen to Your Heart Recap: He Wasn’t Man EnoughThis show does not care about Rudi and Chris and Jamie and Ryan, it just wants that good Brandon and Julia drama.
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    The Bachelor Presents: Listen to Your Heart Recap: Bizarre Love TriangleJulia is secure in what she has with Sheridan, but she’s completely ready to destroy it if Brandon looks at her in any way.
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    The Bachelor: Listen to Your Heart Recap: Before He CheatsNatascha and her amazing hair have arrived to school Trevor and Jamie on what constitutes cheating.
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    The Bachelor: Listen to Your Heart Premiere Recap: Runnin’ Down a DreamThe latest installment in the Bachelor Cinematic Universe is … a choice.
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    The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Mother NatureFor a brief, shining moment, after returning from an all-expenses trip to Greece, the Housewives are just some moms trying to get by.
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    The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Goddess of WarAt this point, the energy required to keep Nene and Kenya’s feud going could power a small city. Aren’t they tired?
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    The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Negative BettyNeNe and Kenya are incapable of maintaining any level of kindness for more than 20 minutes at a time, and we should stop expecting them to.
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    The Bachelor Season Finale Recap: Fail to SucceedPeter subscribes to the Nicholas Sparks school of relationships, where the only requirement in a relationship is a desire to be in that relationship.
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