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    The Bachelorette Season-Finale Recap: Well-SuitedThis show has been incredibly invested in making us doubt that the man Michelle wants to spend the rest of her life with is really in love with her.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Soulmate StalemateLet it never be said that Michelle isn’t linguistically consistent.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Rest in PizzaBachelor Nation has had an intense year, so let’s just sit back and enjoy watching Will and Peter toss pizza-based insults at each other for a while.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Hometown Away From HomeAs her season unfolds with minimal drama and fanfare, it’s important to remember that Michelle is a tremendous Bachelorette.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Dealing With the PastChildren really are the future (of producing reality television).
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    The Bachelorette Recap: The Invisible WomanThis is an episode of men talking directly past Michelle’s head and not reading even one iota of the room.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: No Jacket RequiredJamie has decided he’s set the standard for all men on earth and he’s only in competition with himself.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Personal FoulJamie has chosen chaos.
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    The Bachelorette Season-Premiere Recap: Love NotesWhen your lead tells you to be authentic, vulnerable, and open, dammit, you better be authentic, vulnerable, and open!
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    Bachelor in Paradise Season-Finale Recap: Engagement PartyA three-hour finale begins with us somehow still at prom and ends at the ritualistic proposal altar.
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    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: You Can’t Outsmart the Bachelor Cinematic UniverseEveryone on this beach is truly acting a fool and risking it all for people whose names I barely remember.
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    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: You Should Have Never Let Me Become This PowerfulKenny and Mari’s Love Language is eating tacos off each other, which should be a crime because it’s truly gross.
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    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Going to Need More Whipped CreamBrendan and Pieper’s public shaming and exit is ultimately unsatisfying because they didn’t learn their lesson.
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    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Collective ActionThe arrival of Chris and Alana in Paradise necessitates an emergency meeting of Local Bach 41.
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    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Heist in ParadiseBrendan and Pieper almost pull off the perfect heist, except the plan was stupid, they crashed the getaway car, and everyone knows they did it.
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    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Cool GirlsHave any of these hot singles ever considered, I don’t know, maybe just talking to each other?
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    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Cake WarsHear that? It’s the first rumblings of chaos hitting the beach.
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    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Welcome to the RilenaissanceIs Bachelor in Paradise genuinely horny again?
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    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Demi, GodIs all of this really necessary? How many emotionally fragile, sexually assertive white women does this franchise need?
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    Bachelor in Paradise Season-Premiere Recap: The Beach That Makes You BoldEveryone in Paradise this season is going to destroy each other emotionally, and I am here for it.
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    The Bachelorette Finale Recap: And Just Like ThatStop trying to make us believe that Katie’s a Carrie when she’s clearly a Miranda.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: The Look of LoveGreg may have said way too much, but Katie said way too little.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Encompassed With DramaAn emotionally devastating departure sets the stage for the first of many abrupt tonal shifts in this Men Tell All.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Rom-Com VibesKatie is looking for a lot in a man.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Point BlakeThis is Hunter’s villain-origin story.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: A Need-to-Know BasisDoes this Hyatt Regency exist outside space and time? That’s the only explanation for why we’re still doing this whole Thomas thing.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Mutual AuthenticationThe way things are going, this season is going to be five episodes long.
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    The Bachelorette Season-Premiere Recap: Horny Girl SummerAmerica’s Horniest Bachelorette is here to laugh at your sexual innuendo and make out with a grown man in a cat costume.
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    The Bachelor Season Finale Recap: The Bitter EndNo, there will not be a final embrace.
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    The Bachelor Recap: Daddy LessonsAfter one tidy segment with his father, suddenly Matt’s deep-seated issues with commitment are solved? Yay?
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    The Bachelor Recap: With Eyes Wide OpenFrom the dates we didn’t see to the toxic conflicts we most certainly did, this Women Tell All was a wild ride.
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    The Bachelor Recap: This StinksBachelor Nation, step right up and behold this season’s most outrageous attraction: The Man Who Has Never Been Dumped.
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    We Need to Talk About The BachelorAs it becomes obvious that the person Matt favors is the one with a racist past, we have to step back and take a hard look at this show’s history.
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    The Bachelor Recap: Fun and GamesThis week’s dates have a real sixth-grade-birthday-party energy to them.
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    The Bachelor Recap: Don’t You Know That You’re Toxic?You don’t get credit for removing the people who spread rumors when you’re actively promoting those rumors, The Bachelor.
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    The Bachelor Recap: Mean GirlsCould we try and get through the rest of this season without anyone pejoratively accusing anyone else of being a sex worker?
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    The Bachelor Recap: Ladies in WaitingIt will truly be remarkable if Matt somehow manages to explode another season of this show.
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    The Bachelor Recap: Rage Against the QueenVictoria goes into full villain mode.
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    The Bachelor Season Premiere Recap: Just VibingMatt James’s season is off to a bland, chemistry-light start, but at least Vibratin’ Katie brought the prop comedy.
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    The Bachelorette Season Finale Recap: Words of AffirmationIn the midst of, well, everything, The Bachelorette managed to deliver one of its more satisfying love stories.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: The Eleventh HourAfter the year we’ve all had, don’t we deserve a happy ending without any twists and turns?
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Say Something!It didn’t have to be like this, Tayshia.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Decision CrystalsTayshia is torn apart that she’s hurting people, but that’s what happens when you ask people to tell you their childhood trauma.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Grin and BennettIn between the bookends of Bennett’s absolute nonsense, we are treated to, gasp, emotional conversations where people are actually seen and validated!
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    The Bachelorette Recap: When Zac Met TayshiaWe’re watching a woman realize that her dating options aren’t limited to men best described as “Spicoli-esque.”
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Listen to Your HeartWhen it comes to the Bachelor Universe, the answer to the question “Has anyone involved in this program learned anything?” is always no.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: The Grown Man PivotWe’re clearly running out of date ideas already.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Back to ‘Reality’If there ever was a platonic ideal of a Bachelorette, Tayshia might be that Bachelorette.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Apologize for What?If you’re looking for some analysis that Clare broke The Bachelorette or that she is the Worst Bachelorette Ever, you ain’t gonna find it here.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Not-Dale’s Last StandAt this point, Claire’s basically asking the other guys to make direct eye contact with her while she mounts Dale as a display of dominance.
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