MOST RECENT ARTICLES BY:

Andrea Seigel

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    A Grown-up Real World Completist on Why She Will Never Stop WatchingUnlike her disgruntled peers, she thinks the show is just as good as it’s always been.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Portrait of an Insane FamilyThe family is immortalized just as ‘Fabulicious!’ poises to tear them apart.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Melissa Gets Her Moment to Be ‘On Display’Though we have to endure the conclusion of the inane Punta Cana adventures first.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Trouble, This Time in ParadiseNow they can all scream and get bug-eyed in monokinis.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Joe Feud Cannot Be QuashedWhy can’t they all just get along? Well, because that would eliminate the show’s reason for being.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Beverly Hills Suicide Changes EverythingIt’s harder to look at these people’s self-inflicted financial stresses without quivering in frustration.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Kids Say the Damningest ThingsAshley is not taking the “grow up” talk lying down.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: New Year, New Sequins“Gimme pizza, you old troll.”
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Never-Ending ChristmasChristmas morning was never so bedazzled.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Christmas GrouseThe Yuletide fighting continues as Kim G. is ousted as Joe Giudice simmers to a boil.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Screw Yule!In New Jersey, Christmas is a time for gaudiness, screaming, and grudges old and new.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Christmas in JulyAmong our gifts: Joe Gorga in a sparkly onesie, and the return of Kim G.!
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    Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Locked and LoadedThe Giudices have everyone over for a weekend of live ammo and dry-humping.
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    Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Sibling SitdownWhat motivated the massively insulting use of the word “redone”? An explanation doesn’t make things any clearer.
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    Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Musical InterludesWho knew Melissa had such “musical” “talent”?
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Offending Card Is Revealed!“Redone home.” “Redone”? What kind of an animal would write such a thing!
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Peace OfferingTeresa attempts to write a letter of conciliation to Joe, who is distracted by his own pimple analogy.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Fashion EmergencyKathy’s accusations bring out Teresa’s table-flipping eyes.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Anatomy of a BrawlWhat brought on Joe’s double-fisted game of Whac-a-Mole?
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    Which Self-Professed ‘Classy’ Real Housewife of New York Is Actually Classy? Anybody?We break down the cases for and against, and then rank them in descending order of classiness.