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Carrie Wittmer

  1. it’s coming
    22 Signs You’re Watching an Erotic ThrillerIf you see Michael Douglas, sex negativity, or vertical blinds, you’re in the right wrong place.
  2. we’ve been waiting for you
    A Scaredy-cat’s Guide to YellowjacketsSo glad you’re joining us.
  3. fuck off!
    The Greatest Succession Insults, RankedNo one sells a “Fuck off!” like Brian Cox.
  4. vulture lists
    All the Best Sweaters on Succession, RankedAll hail Shiv’s turtlenecks.
  5. bloodlust
    Vampires, Ranked (by Hotness)I learned a few things on this journey, mainly that most vampires are excruciatingly hot in a way that makes me feel bad and compromises my morals.
  6. overnights
    Only Murders in the Building Season-Finale Recap: We Are All Tim KonoThe finale ties up enough loose ends to satisfy but holds on to some unfinished business to keep the story going.
  7. overnights
    Only Murders in the Building Recap: Romantic FuryThe penultimate episode of the season smoothly builds up to Jan’s secret.
  8. overnights
    Only Murders in the Building Recap: Outside the BoxIn “Fan Fiction,” pressure from Teddy and their fans make Oliver, Mabel, and Charles rush the most crucial episode yet.
  9. overnights
    Only Murders in the Building Recap: Shine OnA truly inspiring episode answers nearly all the questions remaining about the night Zoe died.
  10. overnights
    Only Murders in the Building Recap: Forward, Not BackThe most emotional and meta episode yet reveals just how connected Tim and Zoe’s deaths truly are.
  11. overnights
    Only Murders in the Building Recap: My Head Is Spinning With All These LiesIt only took leaving New York City for Charles and Oliver to find out Mabel’s secret past.
  12. overnights
    Only Murders in the Building Recap: Embrace the MessThe past catches up to Charles and Mabel. And Sting.
  13. overnights
    Only Murders in the Building Recap: Make a SplashMartin Short is allowed to do the absolute most in Oliver’s breakout episode.
  14. overnights
    Only Murders in the Building Recap: Every Person Is a MysteryIn true-crime fashion, the past never stays solely in the past. And who knew uncovering the past could be so much fun?
  15. overnights
    Only Murders in the Building Season-Premiere Recap: What Is It About You?Steven Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez bring plenty of charm in Hulu’s new true-crime comedy.
  16. existentialism
    Every Question I Had While Watching The Kissing Booth 3From “Does this movie have any kissing booths?” to “Does this movie have contrived conflict?”
  17. vulture lists
    Marvel Villains, Ranked by HotnessWho watches the MCU for the plot?
  18. vulture lists
    MCU Romances, RankedA little kissing in a superhero movie doesn’t hurt.
  19. make martin scorsese laugh again
    Stop Doomscrolling and Watch the Fran Lebowitz Documentary Series on NetflixNeed a distraction? Here are 12 moments from Pretend It’s a City that are better than anything else on the internet right now.
  20. vulture lists
    Cassie’s Coats on The Flight Attendant, RankedA funeral cape!? This woman is a hero.
  21. vulture lists
    Christmas Movies About Bloggers, Ranked by RealismNetflix’s A Christmas Prince series is somehow the best and worst at accurately depicting journalism.
  22. vulture lists
    Who’s the Hottest Villain in Star Wars History?We rank them all to find out.
  23. vulture lists
    Every Star Wars Creature, Ranked by CutenessFrom Ewoks to Babu Frik — and, yes, Baby Yoda.
  24. vulture lists
    Every Song From the High School Musical Movies, RankedWith all the movies available to stream on Disney+, we evaluate the franchise’s music catalogue.
  25. vulture lists
    A Guide to the Best Haircuts in Netflix’s The KingFrom Robert Pattinson’s sun-kissed beach waves to Timothée Chalamet’s blunt bowl cut.
  26. vulture lists
    The 35 Best Fictional TV SchoolsFrom the Harbor School to Dillon High.
  27. vulture lists
    Brad Pitt’s 12 Best Movie HaircutsIn honor of Pitt’s big year, we revisited three decades of his work to study his hair.
  28. vulture lists
    All the Big Little Lies Screams, RankedWho screamed it best?
  29. vulture lists
    Bran’s Creepy Stares, RankedOur new king just wants to take another look at you.
  30. vulture lists
    The 21 Greatest Movie Prom ScenesFrom Twilight to Lady Bird.
  31. important questions
    Which MCU Butt Will Replace Captain America’s Butt as America’s Butt?Can any of these butts live up to job?
  32. vulture lists
    All the Game of Thrones Characters Who Should Bone Before Everybody DiesArya had the right idea.
  33. vulture lists
    Jaime Lannister’s Facial Hair Situations, Ranked by SeasonFrom the boring clean-shaven face of season one to his current Stark-like beard.