1. vulture recommends
    Meghan Markle Makes Glorious Return to Acting by Narrating Elephant Farts“Oh, dear. Ah, who did that?”
  2. last night on late night
    Please Give Jimmy Fallon and His Wife’s Love Story a Rom-Com AdaptationOn The Tonight Show, they recapped how they got together.
  3. pretty pretty pretty good
    Larry David Has a Coronavirus PSA for All the ‘Idiots Out There’You know who you are.
  4. bachelor nation
    The Bachelor Has a Special Boner Protocol in PlaceColton Underwood spills all.
  5. non buono
    Chris Cuomo Has Coronavirus, Will Continue Hosting His CNN Show From Home“I am quarantined in my basement, which actually makes the rest of the family seem pleased!”
  6. last night on late night
    Stephen Colbert and John Oliver Lovingly Recall Their Most Violent Hecklers“There was a riot, I had to be hustled out by security.”
  7. art du jour
    The Goldfinch Is Real! Vincent van Gogh Art Theft Befalls Dutch MuseumThe smash and grab was made easy due to the museum’s closure.
  8. grrrrrrrr
    Doc Antle Was Hiding in Plain Sight During Britney Spears’s Infamous VMAs GigIn a cage with a tiger, of course.
  9. british tv
    The Great British Baking Show Delays New Season Due to Coronavirus ConcernsReady. Set. Tears.
  10. roll clip!
    Jeanine Pirro, You’re Doing Amazing, SweetieShe appeared disheveled and intoxicated during her Fox News show last night.
  11. that's what they said
    The Office Wanted to Break Up Jim and Pam’s Marriage for One Last TwistJohn Krasinski was an early advocate for the idea.
  12. the industry
    New Amsterdam Cancels Upcoming Pandemic Episode for Obvious ReasonsHow timely.
  13. last night on late night
    Will Arnett Bringing a Laugh Track to Jimmy Kimmel Live Is Coronavirus Etiquette“I’m living pretty close to the bone over here.”
  14. last night on late night
    Jimmy Fallon’s Daughters Might Be Comedy Double Agents for All We KnowThey discovered a boo button.
  15. bachelor nation
    Peter Weber Won’t Let Us Rest, Goes on Date With Bachelor Contestant KelleyHere we go again.
  16. primetime
    James Corden Plots Late Late Show Return With Coronavirus ‘Homefest’ SpecialHe’ll host from his garage.
  17. coronavirus
    You Know Things Are Bad When Jeremy Clarkson Self-Isolates to Protect James May“I haven’t even got the internet here. I can’t even watch pornography.”
  18. keeping up with the royals
    Not The Crown: Prince Charles Has the CoronavirusHe was recently with his mother, Queen Elizabeth.
  19. last night on late night
    We’re Unsure How Jimmy Fallon Survived His Monologue, But He Did and We’re ProudHis supercute daughters strike again.
  20. respect the classics
    This Year’s Rock Hall of Fame Induction Rolls Forward With New November DateHell yeah.
  21. last night on late night
    Seth Meyers Salutes Andrew Cuomo’s Big D EnergyAs in Dad, guys, come on.
  22. last night on late night
    Trevor Noah’s Coronavirus Self-Care Tip Is Avoid the News“I don’t think it’s healthy.”
  23. trailer mix
    Survive Trailer: Sophie Turner Grew Strong and Learned How to Get AlongAnother reason not to fly.
  24. this! is! helpful!
    There’s Never Been a Better Time to Take Jeopardy!’s Online TestWhat are you waiting for?
  25. health
    At Least the Coronavirus Hasn’t Affected Rita Wilson’s Sick Rap SkillsHip hip hooray.
  26. health
    Younger’s Debi Mazar Details Her ‘Morphy’ Monthlong Coronavirus Battle“Today my lungs are heavy, but I’m tough.”
  27. fashion du jour
    Christian Siriano and His Employees Are Making Face Masks for New York Hospitals“We are making waves.”
  28. roll clip!
    Jerry Gergich Does Entire Coronavirus PSA Without Having a Fart Attack“We’ve got some foods and we’re ready for our breakfast, because we have a little song we sing every day for breakfast.”
  29. last night on late night
    Jimmy Fallon’s Daughters Are Chaos Agents of CutenessWhat, you thought hosting from a tent would be easy?
  30. the late night wars
    Jimmy Fallon to Continue Doing Self-Isolation Monologues From HomeHe’s recruiting famous pals on Zoom.
  31. oh canada
    Justin Trudeau Politely Stops Press Conference to Get CoatModeling “healthy behavior,” indeed.
  32. shiny unhappy people
    Michael Stipe No Longer Feels Fine About All ThisPlease send his coronavirus video to your stubborn dad.
  33. roll clip!
    There’s Nothing You Can Name That’s Anything Like a Dame Judi Coronavirus PSA“Just keep laughing.”
  34. coronavirus
    The Show Won’t Go on for the Olivier AwardsDue to the coronavirus, they “no longer feel that it is feasible to host the ceremony.”
  35. roll clip!
    Cuomo Brothers Arguing About Mom’s Favorite Is Cable TV’s Hottest New Drama“You’re blowing the credibility of the entire interview.”
  36. roll clip!
    The Today Show Promotes Al Roker’s Kitchen to Meteorology StudioNo coronavirus there.
  37. health
    Even Tormund Has the CoronavirusThe Game of Thrones actor revealed he “only” has “mild symptoms of a cold.”
  38. fashion du jour
    The Met Gala Will Be Held in Everyone’s Individual Closets, AloneIt’s been “postponed indefinitely” due to the coronavirus.
  39. health
    Idris Elba Tests Positive for the Coronavirus: ‘Yeah, and It Sucks’“Look, this is serious.”
  40. health
    Olga Kurylenko, Quantum of Solace Star, Tests Positive for the Coronavirus“I’ve actually been ill for almost a week now.”
  41. last night on late night
    John Oliver Will Give You 30 Seconds to Be ‘Selfishly Angry’ About Coronavirus“You’ve got to get that out of your system.”
  42. coronavirus
    Abigail Disney Wants You to Bippity Bop the Hell Away From Her Family’s ParksSplash Mountain won’t save you from the coronavirus.
  43. vulture sports
    Ken Burns Revives Sports, Lets You Stream His Epic Baseball Documentary for FreePeanuts and Cracker Jacks not included.
  44. $$$$
    The Box Office Had Its Worst Weekend in Two DecadesSitting super close to strangers in a dark room? In this coronavirus climate?
  45. the harvey weinstein case
    Kate Beckinsale Says Harvey Weinstein Berated Her for Not Dressing Slutty“He said, ‘If I am throwing a red carpet you get in a tight dress, you shake your ass, you shake your tits.’”
  46. every rose has its thorn
    The Bachelor’s Peter Weber and His Mom Are Back to Being BFFsMadison who?
  47. last night on late night
    Bill Maher Hopes Some Reverse ‘Lock Him Up!’ Psychology Will Quarantine TrumpMaher hosted in front of an empty audience due to coronavirus concerns.
  48. bachelor nation
    Not Rosy: The Bachelor’s Peter Weber and Madison Prewett Break UpBarb must be thrilled!
  49. bachelor nation
    The Bachelor’s Hannah Ann Sluss Says Peter Weber Was Never Over Hannah Brown“He tried to convince me that I should feel comfortable with that.”
  50. bachelor nation
    Rachel Lindsay and Becca Kufrin Sure Think The Bachelor’s Madison Is a Phony“It makes me question her motives her entire time.”
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