1. Watch Homer Simpson Say D’oh So, So Many TimesD’oh x 1,000.
  2. clickables
    Watch Kramer Be Startled by DubstepHe had no idea how much wub-wub was missing from his life.
  3. jeff goldblum
    Jeff Goldblum to Play One of Lea Michele’s Gay Dads on GleeHis partner is Broadway veteran Brian Stokes Mitchell.
  4. melissa mccarthy
    Melissa McCarthy Sells Second TV Comedy in Four MonthsHer winning streak is so awesomely endless.
  5. lana del rey
    SXSW Brings Lana Del Rey AboardHot off that not-hot SNL showing!
  6. clickables
    Watch 64 Horror Films Crammed into a Terrifying Five MinutesIt’s the horror supercut to end all horror supercuts.
  7. the hunger games
    Oscar Winner Simon Beaufoy Now Penning The Hunger Games SequelPlenty of time to get excited for the second one long before you’ve seen the first one.
  8. clickables
    Watch Morgan Freeman As Dracula in a Casket BathtubThe Golden Globes dug up this gem for their epic Freeman montage. We are eternally grateful.
  9. questionable sequels
    Bruce Almighty Sequel Being Developed for Jim CarreyExcitement levels may vary depending on Morgan Freeman’s willingness to play God again.
  10. dramatic readings
    Watch a Dramatic Reading of LMFAO’s ‘Sexy and I Know It’By Evan Rachel Wood’s dad, no less.
  11. pilots
    Rob McElhenney Has a New Comedy Coming to FoxIt’s called Living Loaded, which makes sense.
  12. comeback attempts
    Lindsay Lohan May Play Elizabeth Taylor on LifetimeOne step forward, one step back.
  13. sequels
    Sony Plans Dragon Tattoo Sequels Despite Weak GrossesThe Girl Who Played With Fire screenplay is done; the other one with a really long name is being written.
  14. tv shows becoming movies
    The Party Down Movie Is HappeningAfter Arrested Development finally panned out, how can we not be excited?
  15. trailer mix
    Watch the Trailer for 50 Cent’s All Things Fall ApartIt makes a special point of noting Fiddy’s crazy weight loss.
  16. pixar
    See a New Still From Pixar’s BraveRed hair floweth.
  17. american treasures
    Woody Allen Notches 20th Writers Guild NominationCongrats, Woody.
  18. yeezy world peace
    Kanye Wants You to Call Him Yeezy World PeaceAt least for New Year’s Eve.
  19. hollywood happiness
    Media Basically Throwing Britney Spears a PartyTo think she of the shaven head would be trumpeted as one of our happiest celebrities in 2011.
  20. tv ratings
    FX and MTV Gained Bundles of Viewers in 2011Thanks to American Horror Story and something called Jersey Shore.
  21. casa de mi padre
    See the Poster for Will Ferrell’s Casa de Mi PadreThe Will Ferrell Face, finally memorialized in art promoting a Spanish-language comedy.
  22. lookalikes
    Now Ben Affleck Looks Like the Sleaze From Die HardHarry? The one who’s all, “Hans? Bubby?” Yeah, you remember.
  23. r.i.p.
    Heavy D’s Death Resulted From Blood ClotNot pneumonia, as was originally rumored.
  24. clickables
    Watch Flaming Lips Cover ‘I Am the Walrus’Not a crappy bootleg, either; it’s a serious(ly weird) studio take.
  25. National Film Registry Welcomes Hannibal Lecter and Forrest GumpTwo dozen more films will now be safe and sound in the Library of Congress.
  26. stealing on the internet
    And the Most-Stolen Films of 2011 Are…Fast Five and The Hangover Part II were illegally downloaded a lot; Twilight and Transformers weren’t.
  27. iphone rage
    Hear a Song Utterly Skewer iPhone Non-RecipientsIt’s called “WTF?! I Wanted an iPhone!!!” and it’s YouTube gold.
  28. gordon ramsay
    Watch a Supercut of Gordon Ramsay Screaming and CursingSo many f-bombs. So many aspiring chefs being called donkeys.
  29. clickables
    Hear Glee Mash Up ‘Moves Like Jagger’ With Actual JaggerYou got some “Jumpin’ Jack Flash” in my Glee.
  30. statues for sale
    Orson Welles’ Oscar Statue Sells for a Ton of MoneyAlmost $1 million. Yowza.
  31. too much story
    Two More Fast and the Furious Movies Are ComingThey’re being written side-by-side.
  32. zombies (sort of)
    Watch a Dutch TV Show Eat Fear Factor’s LunchBy having two men eat human flesh.
  33. to humblebrag or not to humblebrag
    J. Cole Can’t Commit to Bragging About His Grammy NomOne second he’s humblebragging, then he’s not, then he is, etc.
  34. back to the roots
    Paul McCartney’s New ‘Back to the Roots’ Album May Be NoteworthyIt’ll feature a bunch of covers that inspired the Lennon/McCartney magic.
  35. clickables
    Watch Mary J. Blige, Jennifer Hudson, and Kelly Clarkson Sing an Awesome MedleyIt went down at VH1 Divas Celebrates Soul.
  36. stealing on the internet
    Guy Who Pirated Wolverine Is Now Guy in PrisonHe got a one-year sentence.
  37. clickables
    See Jon Bon Jovi Verify He Is AliveWith one of those “this is really my real MySpace”-type photos.
  38. george clooney
    George Clooney Onboard for Prop. 8 Play ReadingHe’s the first actor to join the event for Dustin Lance Black’s play.
  39. kanye west
    Watch Kanye West Show Jay-Z His Childhood HomeSee where his childhood pet resided, too.
  40. true blood
    Christopher Meloni Is Now a Regular on True BloodHe’ll play an “ancient, powerful vampire.”
  41. clickables
    Watch George Takei Call a Cease-fire Between Star Wars and Star Trek FansPlus, he zings Twilight and squeezes in a “May the Force be with you.”
  42. shootings
    Music Executive John Atterberry Dies After Hollywood ShootingHe was 40.
  43. clickables
    Hear Ke$ha Cover Bob Dylan, Get EmotionalIt’s good. No joke.
  44. dino dna
    Steven Spielberg Talked About Jurassic Park 4 Again“It’s on the schedule,” he says. Right after, y’know, Lincoln, War Horse, and The Adventures of Tintin.
  45. game of thrones
    Watch a Teaser for Game of Thrones Season 2Will 47 seconds be enough to last you until April 2012?
  46. obits
    ‘Drift Away’ Singer Dobie Gray DiesHe was 71.
  47. mindy kaling
    Mindy Kaling Will Write and Voice a Prime-Time CartoonAbout a girls’ high school volleyball team.
  48. m. night shyamalan
    Will Smith Has a Great Nickname for M. Night ShyamalanThe handle employs izzle-speak. We approve.
  49. ryan seacrest
    Ryan Seacrest May Get Matt Lauer’s Today Show SeatSources say the shake-up would drastically increase the toothy handsomeness of early-morning television.
  50. lindsay lohan
    See Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy CoverThere’s straddling involved.
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