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Julieanne Smolinski

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    Jersey Shore Recap: Things Start Getting RealOr at least very depressing.
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    Jersey Shore Premiere Recap: The More You Know“A mixture between a mullet, mohawk, and faux-hawk.”
  3. popularity contests
    Ranking the Likability of the Jersey Shore CastThe show starts its fifth season tonight. Can we stand any of the cast anymore?
  4. American Horror Story Finale Recap: Merry GhostmasAnd to all a good night.
  5. American Horror Story Recap: Twin SetTime for those babies to be born.
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    American Horror Story Recap: Better Off Dead“Ladies and gentlemen, the ham.”
  7. nostalgia fact-check
    Nostalgia Fact-Check: How Does V.C. Andrews’s Flowers in the Attic Hold Up?Revisiting tween girls’ favorite book about incest.
  8. overnights
    American Horror Story Recap: My Two DadsThe stakes are no longer just really gory, they’re the end of the world.
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    American Horror Story Recap: More Butts, Less Butt TortureThe identity of rubber man is revealed.
  10. American Horror Story Recap: How Deep Is Your Swimming Pool?“Every pregnant woman worries they’ve got a little devil in them!”
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    American Horror Story Recap: Brains for Lunch“I’ve just come from a meeting with Lifetime, they’re interested in making a pilot of me.”
  12. overnights
    American Horror Story Recap: Historical Reenactor OrgyHalloween finishes up with oh so many ghosts.
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    American Horror Story Recap: Halloween Is the Dead-People Version of Anytime Minutes“You’re screwing that twink trainer of yours, and I need gourds!”
  14. overnights
    American Horror Story Recap: I Love the Eighties (Murders)!Another murder in the house happened in 1983, and there’s a Camaro reference to prove it.
  15. overnights
    American Horror Story Recap: Ghost StoryAnd a stabbing.
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    American Horror Story Recap: Welcome to Amity/Glee/Tuck/Horror/NipvilleThis show does not waste time.