MOST RECENT ARTICLES BY:

Julieanne Smolinski

  1. overnights
    Jersey Shore Recap: Vinconsolable“My identity is tearing off at this point.”
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    Jersey Shore Recap: Things Start Getting RealOr at least very depressing.
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    Jersey Shore Premiere Recap: The More You Know“A mixture between a mullet, mohawk, and faux-hawk.”
  4. popularity contests
    Ranking the Likability of the Jersey Shore CastThe show starts its fifth season tonight. Can we stand any of the cast anymore?
  5. American Horror Story Finale Recap: Merry GhostmasAnd to all a good night.
  6. American Horror Story Recap: Twin SetTime for those babies to be born.
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    American Horror Story Recap: Better Off Dead“Ladies and gentlemen, the ham.”
  8. nostalgia fact-check
    Nostalgia Fact-Check: How Does V.C. Andrews’s Flowers in the Attic Hold Up?Revisiting tween girls’ favorite book about incest.
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    American Horror Story Recap: My Two DadsThe stakes are no longer just really gory, they’re the end of the world.
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    American Horror Story Recap: More Butts, Less Butt TortureThe identity of rubber man is revealed.
  11. American Horror Story Recap: How Deep Is Your Swimming Pool?“Every pregnant woman worries they’ve got a little devil in them!”
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    American Horror Story Recap: Brains for Lunch“I’ve just come from a meeting with Lifetime, they’re interested in making a pilot of me.”
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    American Horror Story Recap: Historical Reenactor OrgyHalloween finishes up with oh so many ghosts.
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    American Horror Story Recap: Halloween Is the Dead-People Version of Anytime Minutes“You’re screwing that twink trainer of yours, and I need gourds!”
  15. Our Plans to Engineer Career Comebacks for Curly Sue, Lisa Turtle, Small Wonder, and MoreWith Mayim Bialik, Gaby Hoffmann, and Anna Chlumsky’s making comebacks, why shouldn’t every eighties and nineties teen TV star get their chance?
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    American Horror Story Recap: I Love the Eighties (Murders)!Another murder in the house happened in 1983, and there’s a Camaro reference to prove it.
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    American Horror Story Recap: Ghost StoryAnd a stabbing.
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    American Horror Story Recap: Welcome to Amity/Glee/Tuck/Horror/NipvilleThis show does not waste time.