“It’s like sitting in front of a fireplace.”
“I didn’t find what was said at all offensive or mean.”
She had a 4-month-old to nurse!
“Ricky and Lucy? Archie and Edith? Those were great, great, great couples.”
The original Sookie is back!
“I will not take pictures with people anymore and it’s because of this dude in Greenville.”
What’s more popular? “Let’s Dance” or “Life on Mars”?
“We had great lawyers and we checked every fact, so that there was no way we can be discredited.”
“It’s a very L.A. thing.”
“I call it Beauty and the Clock.”
“Who are you guys?”
“It’s going to require a lot of energy.”
“Darling, do you think you’ll ever fuck me again?”
“I coaxed her to sing another song.”
“Have terrible friends who don’t support anything you do!”
We asked celebrities like Sarah Jessica Parker, Tyler Perry, and Sarah Paulson to give us their picks.
“Apparently, I have no problem taking my pants down on camera.”
Listen for that chainsaw.
“We got all the snow today!”
He also keeps a Bill Murray impression in his back pocket, just in case.