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Molly Fitzpatrick

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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Wrong Side of HairstoryFor once, refreshingly, Teresa is held accountable by her castmates. Well, briefly.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Requiem for a PonytailTen years ago we witnessed Ashlee Holmes pull out Danielle’s weave, and now, to christen a new decade, the prophecy has come to fruition once more.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Marriage StoryDanielle Staub is, in her own way, a genius.
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    Riverdale Recap: HypnosisterIn order to stop her shadowy alter ego from ever forming, Betty must go on a mind-soul-metaphysical journey. As you do.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: DolphinadoIn which Jennifer gets knocked into the water by a large mammal for the second consecutive day.
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    Riverdale Recap: Analyze ThisThis episode is a great reminder that, among a competitive field, Cheryl reigns as our Trauma MVP.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Straight From the Horse’s ButtIt’s time to introduce Jamaica to the official state sport of New Jersey: yelling in restaurants.
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    Jersey Shore: An Oral History“It was like zebras in the Serengeti. We wanted to see this in action. Where does that happen? The Jersey Shore.”
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Oh, MonTheresa and Margaret and Jackie at a rum tasting in Jamaica… what could possibly go wrong?
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    Riverdale Recap: Blossom-Eat-Blossom WorldHonestly, an ice storm should be the least of the Riverdale gang’s concerns this Thanksgiving, what with all the violence and blackmail.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Tipsy Equals to Good BlowjobsI love hanging out with these women when they’re drunk, particularly when they’re not yet threatening-each-other-with-shards-of-glass drunk.
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    A Pilgrimage to the High Church of Bravo“We both are so fucking broke, and we’re just like, ’Let’s spend an asinine amount of money to go to BravoCon.’”
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: It’s a VibeDanielle joins the ladies for an “adult obstacle course,” yet nobody screams even a single expletive. Gold stars all around.
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    Riverdale Recap: Sketch AlleyArchie’s one-man war against Dodger and his mass corruption of Riverdale’s kids rages on.
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    Riverdale Recap: VigilarchieBlackmail? Vigilantism? Another surprise half-sibling? We have, hard as it may be to believe, seen literally all of this before.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season-Premiere Recap: Duck YouTeresa has heard that Jackie’s spreading rumors about who she is ducking, and she is not pleased with Melissa, whose fault this somehow is.
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    Riverdale Recap: The Night He Came HomeHalloween comes to Riverdale bearing VHS tapes and creepy dolls of unknown origin.
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    Riverdale Recap: EvernevermoreArchie’s dream of building a community center will require much more than the sudsiest teen-stud car wash in the history of teen-stud car washes.
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    Riverdale Recap: Bros for LifeWelcome to senior year.
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    Riverdale Season-Premiere Recap: Frederick Arthur AndrewsRiverdale — both the town and the series — bids a heartfelt farewell to one of its best.
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    Southern Charm Recap: What’s Your Hook?As Austen returns from the boys’ get-over-Madison RV trip, he appears to have still not gotten over Madison.
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    Southern Charm Recap: Camp NowhereWhen the men of Southern Charm set off on an ill-fated camping trip, it’s not long before the hot dogs start flying.
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    Southern Charm Recap: Pillow PartyLet us proclaim the mystery of Craig.
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    Southern Charm Recap: Out on a LimbIs Kathryn really “self-sabotaging,” or is that just the sweet sugar wine talking?
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    Southern Charm Recap: Thank God It’s TuesdayThe good news is that Kathryn’s new man isn’t Thomas. The bad news is that he might as well be.
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    Southern Charm Recap: Dizzy BatAt Chelsea’s game-filled housewarming party, everybody wins, in that nobody is rushed to the hospital.
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    Southern Charm Season Premiere Recap: Some Bit of DifficultyHow do you excise a cancerous core character from a long-running reality-TV ensemble? Pretty easily, it turns out!
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    Riverdale Recap: Never Ever Have I Ever NeverCheryl is enlisted by Betty to go undercover on her behalf at the Farm, but Chad Michael Manson has other plans for her.
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    The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: Anti-clam-acticThere are Housewives’ weddings that have been approached with less anticipation than Barbara K.’s yawn of a clambake.
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    Riverdale Recap: What Is Your Damage?In Riverdale’s second musical episode, big fun is had by all but Betty, who’s convinced that Heathers is a “recruitment drive” for the Farm.
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    Riverdale Recap: Call Your GirlfriendAll sorts of relationships are on the brink this week, but at least the Red Paladin gets to live and fight another day.
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    Riverdale Recap: Murder House on Elm StreetAs Alice pushes ahead with selling the Cooper home, Betty cheerily sabotages her at every turn.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Recap: Still That BeverlyEven Danielle’s emergence from the sea foam that is the third installment of this reunion cannot save it from being a fairly boring hour of TV.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Recap: Dit Dit Dit! Yap Yap Yap!Melissa still hasn’t discovered her hypothetical mystery sister, which is fine, given that she has Teresa to bicker with in the meantime.
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    Riverdale Recap: Cinderella BoyA high-stakes boxing match sounds like just the thing Archie and his dazzling array of traumas need right now.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Recap: The Teresa ShowThe marquee bout of tonight’s reunion is Goldschneider vs. Giudice.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season Finale Recap: Still Waters Run DeepJennifer and Bill’s perfectly lovely party turns into another kind of party altogether once Danielle and Marty arrive.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: TeahjerkahJennifer and Melissa’s broken-glass confrontation resolves in surprisingly drama-free fashion.
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    Riverdale Recap: The Other GuysAn hour focused on Kevin, Josie, Cheryl, and Reggie offers a welcome reprieve from this show’s usual Plot-o-Rama.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Hump DayWith Margaret and Jennifer finally getting along, Danielle and Teresa take it upon themselves to defrost the seemingly resolved beef.
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    Riverdale Recap: Who Shot H.L.?Forget it, Jughead. It’s Riverdale.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Monkey BusinessYou know it’s a ridiculous Housewives fight for the ages when Danielle is the extremely improbable voice of reason.
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    Riverdale Recap: My Boyfriend’s BackArchie’s return to Riverdale is accompanied by emotional strife and last-minute standardized test prep.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: No-Touch ZoneJackie sort of apologizes, Jennifer sort of cries, and everyone is sort of friends again. Until they’re not.
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    Riverdale Mid-Season Premiere Recap: Cabin in the WoodsStrap in, it’s an extended dream sequence.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Old-School ValuesIs Jennifer … growing on me? What is happening?
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: An Absence of MaliceCan local journalism be saved by Bravo stars channeling their passive-aggression into print?
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Conch-Measuring ContestOn the eve of Danielle and Marty’s wedding, the Joes decide to speak now rather than forever hold their peace.
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    Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Final Destination WeddingDanielle’s Bahamas wedding begs the question: Can you be considered a bridezilla when your behavior is monstrous under normal, non-wedding conditions?
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    Jersey Shore Family Vacation Season Finale Recap: Welcome to the FamilyRon’s relationship woes are put on pause so the Shore gang can take part in some wholesome (for them) fundraising fun.
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