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Molly Fitzpatrick

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    Riverdale Season-Finale Recap: Jughead’s Beautiful Dark Twisted FantasyA finale that was never supposed to be a finale leaves us on a confusing cliffhanger, and without the prom we were promised.
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    Riverdale Recap: Fire Walk With MeAs Barchie contemplate an affair, Jughead and Charles team up to track down Riverdale’s camera-toting voyeur.
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    Riverdale Recap: 6 Inches Forward and 5 Inches BackRiverdale’s latest musical episode falls depressingly short of conveying just how radical, heartbreaking, and funny its source material is.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Recap: What a Decade It’s BeenIt’s a strange comfort that this franchise, like the glittering cock-a-roach it is, has persisted for 10 years, and could very well last another 10.
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    Decamping Upstate With Real Housewife Luann de LessepsVintage shopping and oat-milk cappuccino with the reality-TV fixture.
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    Riverdale Recap: J’AccuseThere is no I in “murder,” but there is a team in “head trauma.”
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    Riverdale Recap: Making a Making a MurdererSo if Barchie is happening, then Jughead must be dead. Right? Sure.
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    Riverdale Recap: Gone Baby GoneIf you’re going to maybe, possibly kill your boyfriend, it’s helpful to have your mutual half-brother who also happens to be an FBI agent on hand.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season Finale Recap: Forgetting Teresa GiudiceTurns out, contrary to seasons of evidence we’ve accumulated, Tre is capable of feeling guilt—or at least feeling embarrassment.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Ol’ Salty’s RevengeA thrilling new chapter in the ponytail saga begins, courtesy of Teresa “Hot Mic” Giudice.
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    Riverdale Recap: Et Tu, Betty?So, how is Riverdale going to explain its way out of this one?
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: After He CheatsTeresa may be the very last human being with basic cable to come to the conclusion that Joe cheated, but at least she found her way there.
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    Riverdale Recap: Chess, Lies, and VideotapeFor now, Jughead lives, and he’s challenged Brett to a school-mandated, three-round nerd contest, for honor?
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Sexually FrustratingIt’s not cute when the RHONJ men insert themselves where they’re not supposed to be.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Wrong Side of HairstoryFor once, refreshingly, Teresa is held accountable by her castmates. Well, briefly.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Requiem for a PonytailTen years ago we witnessed Ashlee Holmes pull out Danielle’s weave, and now, to christen a new decade, the prophecy has come to fruition once more.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Marriage StoryDanielle Staub is, in her own way, a genius.
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    Riverdale Recap: HypnosisterIn order to stop her shadowy alter ego from ever forming, Betty must go on a mind-soul-metaphysical journey. As you do.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: DolphinadoIn which Jennifer gets knocked into the water by a large mammal for the second consecutive day.
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    Riverdale Recap: Analyze ThisThis episode is a great reminder that, among a competitive field, Cheryl reigns as our Trauma MVP.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Straight From the Horse’s ButtIt’s time to introduce Jamaica to the official state sport of New Jersey: yelling in restaurants.
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    Jersey Shore: An Oral History“It was like zebras in the Serengeti. We wanted to see this in action. Where does that happen? The Jersey Shore.”
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Oh, MonTheresa and Margaret and Jackie at a rum tasting in Jamaica… what could possibly go wrong?
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    Riverdale Recap: Blossom-Eat-Blossom WorldHonestly, an ice storm should be the least of the Riverdale gang’s concerns this Thanksgiving, what with all the violence and blackmail.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Tipsy Equals to Good BlowjobsI love hanging out with these women when they’re drunk, particularly when they’re not yet threatening-each-other-with-shards-of-glass drunk.
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    A Pilgrimage to the High Church of Bravo“We both are so fucking broke, and we’re just like, ’Let’s spend an asinine amount of money to go to BravoCon.’”
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: It’s a VibeDanielle joins the ladies for an “adult obstacle course,” yet nobody screams even a single expletive. Gold stars all around.
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    Riverdale Recap: Sketch AlleyArchie’s one-man war against Dodger and his mass corruption of Riverdale’s kids rages on.
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    Riverdale Recap: VigilarchieBlackmail? Vigilantism? Another surprise half-sibling? We have, hard as it may be to believe, seen literally all of this before.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season-Premiere Recap: Duck YouTeresa has heard that Jackie’s spreading rumors about who she is ducking, and she is not pleased with Melissa, whose fault this somehow is.
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    Riverdale Recap: The Night He Came HomeHalloween comes to Riverdale bearing VHS tapes and creepy dolls of unknown origin.
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    Riverdale Recap: EvernevermoreArchie’s dream of building a community center will require much more than the sudsiest teen-stud car wash in the history of teen-stud car washes.
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    Riverdale Recap: Bros for LifeWelcome to senior year.
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    Riverdale Season-Premiere Recap: Frederick Arthur AndrewsRiverdale — both the town and the series — bids a heartfelt farewell to one of its best.
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    Southern Charm Recap: What’s Your Hook?As Austen returns from the boys’ get-over-Madison RV trip, he appears to have still not gotten over Madison.
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    Southern Charm Recap: Camp NowhereWhen the men of Southern Charm set off on an ill-fated camping trip, it’s not long before the hot dogs start flying.
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    Southern Charm Recap: Pillow PartyLet us proclaim the mystery of Craig.
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    Southern Charm Recap: Out on a LimbIs Kathryn really “self-sabotaging,” or is that just the sweet sugar wine talking?
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    Southern Charm Recap: Thank God It’s TuesdayThe good news is that Kathryn’s new man isn’t Thomas. The bad news is that he might as well be.
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    Southern Charm Recap: Dizzy BatAt Chelsea’s game-filled housewarming party, everybody wins, in that nobody is rushed to the hospital.
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    Southern Charm Season Premiere Recap: Some Bit of DifficultyHow do you excise a cancerous core character from a long-running reality-TV ensemble? Pretty easily, it turns out!
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    Riverdale Recap: Never Ever Have I Ever NeverCheryl is enlisted by Betty to go undercover on her behalf at the Farm, but Chad Michael Manson has other plans for her.
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    The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: Anti-clam-acticThere are Housewives’ weddings that have been approached with less anticipation than Barbara K.’s yawn of a clambake.
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    Riverdale Recap: What Is Your Damage?In Riverdale’s second musical episode, big fun is had by all but Betty, who’s convinced that Heathers is a “recruitment drive” for the Farm.
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    Riverdale Recap: Call Your GirlfriendAll sorts of relationships are on the brink this week, but at least the Red Paladin gets to live and fight another day.
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    Riverdale Recap: Murder House on Elm StreetAs Alice pushes ahead with selling the Cooper home, Betty cheerily sabotages her at every turn.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Recap: Still That BeverlyEven Danielle’s emergence from the sea foam that is the third installment of this reunion cannot save it from being a fairly boring hour of TV.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Recap: Dit Dit Dit! Yap Yap Yap!Melissa still hasn’t discovered her hypothetical mystery sister, which is fine, given that she has Teresa to bicker with in the meantime.
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    Riverdale Recap: Cinderella BoyA high-stakes boxing match sounds like just the thing Archie and his dazzling array of traumas need right now.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Recap: The Teresa ShowThe marquee bout of tonight’s reunion is Goldschneider vs. Giudice.
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