Mike says farewell with an apology that could be some sort of trap.
If you like watching people fall down and bespoil hot tubs, this is the episode for you.
Why is Jionni still taking her calls? Other than for camera time, mind you.
Snooki soldiers on without Jionni. Kind of.
Jionni and Snooki take over for Ronnie and Sam.
If you have a minute, go to your kitchen and find two oranges …
Ron and Sammi whine, Snooki yells at a priest, and Pauly and Vinny impersonate themselves.
Mike’s head-butting the wall will be played in highlight reels, and at his funeral when he dies of self-inflicted blunt trauma.
The battle of Mike and Ron almost begins.
And it begins: the return of Ron and Sammi.
And they all, all fall down.
Welcome to Italy!
The roomies get back together one more time to parse a season’s worth of poop and borderline assault.
The season ends, and SamRon go out the way they came in: screaming at each other.
Vinny’s earrings turn him into a bejeweled monster, Pauly D decides which hookups stay or go, and the inevitable SamRon suicide/murder grows closer.
A slow, meandering episode ends with the return of the SamRon battles
A night of horrific sights and sounds concludes with Mike being fooled into thinking his hookup smells Parmesany.
In retaliation for their marshmallow shenanigans, the Situation sends Deena and Snooki on an unannounced trip across the river.
This week, it’s basically a recrap.
Tonight’s show was awesome, especially if you like near-domestic violence with people standing by and doing nothing!