Grip strength is always the problem, isn’t it?
The great thing about American Ninja Warrior? There are so many ways to fail.
It’s down to the crème de la ninja crème.
Is the Wedge possible? Something for us all to ponder.
Welcome to Philadelphia, the final stop on this tour of our ninja nation.
If you want to be a Ninja Warrior, you mustn’t forget your whimsical harem pants.
It’s a rough night for race-car drivers in Indianapolis.
In Atlanta, the buzzer of triumph doth buzz.
Haven’t these people ever heard of jogging?
We’re finally here, folks! A new era dawns!
Who will be crowned the Voice of America?
Tonight, eight become four.
Everyone is so good tonight! And to think that soon, half of them will be ritually sacrificed.
Well, wasn’t that a pleasant little variety show!
We have reached that point in the season where almost everyone is good, most of the time.
What a delightfully predictable hour of television that was!
Michelle Obama and Dr. Jill Biden are making a special guest appearance! Which of them is a bigger fan of The Voice, do you think?
Alisan Porter isn’t even pretending to be surprised anymore, and I commend her for it.
There is nothing new to say about Alisan Porter. She is fabulous as ever.
I feel betrayed by America.