The Complete Guide to Everything: Jury DutyThis week we hear the epic tale of Tom’s recent time spent at the local courthouse. No, he wasn’t once again accused of a crime he didn’t […]
The Complete Guide to Everything: Home InvasionThis week’s episode starts off with the exciting announcement that Tom has used a whole container of milk for the first time in his adult life. […]
You Had To Be There #116: Negate the CoolThis week, Nikki and Sara “Healthy Teeth” Schaefer praise musical ear muffs and Louis CK motifs before tackling that whole Miley-Sinead […]
You Had To Be There #115: Row If You Want ToThis week, Sara and Nikki are joined by Sara’s comedian, documentarian, vocabularian beau Scott Moran to brainstorm Halloween costumes clever […]
The Complete Guide to Everything: Modern ArtThis week we’re talking about something neither of us is qualified to talk about in anyway whatsoever: Modern Art! But before the conversation […]
You Had To Be There #114: Lie Lie LieThis week, Sara and Nikki briefly return to the format of yore by inviting perennial guest Cory Cavin (Awful DJ comedy, Model Wife) to talk […]
The Complete Guide to Everything: Claire DanesThis week, we have a bit of a miscommunication in the scheduling department, and an interview with a popular Hollywood starlet that Tim thinks […]
You Had To Be There #113: Here’s My Big SecretThis week, Sara and Nikki are back from an unplanned hiatus caused by power-touring and binge-working. To get back into the podcasting spirit, […]
The Complete Guide to Everything: VeterinariansThis week, Tom takes the helm and is given free reign to talk about anything he wants. Naturally, he turns the conversation to dog-related […]
The Complete Guide to Everything: MagiciansThis week we talk about how Tom’s not going to the VMAs while Tim proposes a number of Robin Thicke / Alan Thicke Mash-ups. There’s also […]
The Complete Guide to Everything: TrainsTim finally crosses off an item on the ol’ Mundane Bucket List by finally staying in a sleeper car on a train. This week we’re talking about […]
You Had To Be There #110: VellumThis week, Sara and Nikki’s chatter skews darker as they both pick fights with BS weddings and fat-shaming yogis. To alleviate the doom of […]
You Had To Be There #109: Soup StuffThis week, Sara and Nikki turn in their most laid-back intro yet and make a compelling case for you and all your friends and lovers to turn on […]
You Had To Be There #108: PTSDThis week, Sara classifies the biz caz bullies who make her blood boil and Nikki recounts her latest brush with death and nudity. The ladies […]
The Complete Guide to Everything: Being LazyThis week, on account of the obscenely high temperatures in New York, we discuss the best ways to be lazy. Ya know, to conserve energy and […]
You Had To Be There #107: Back to WorkWelcome back, hobots. After two months of TV-taping and globe-hopping, Sara and Nikki are back in the same room and ready to fill your ears […]
The Complete Guide to Everything: Amazing Facts!This week, Tim and Tom vie for the coveted title of Factmaster General of TCGTE in an epic showdown of incredible proportions. We try to outdo […]
A Funny Thing: Cammi Climaco Can Has Cat PukeOur story this week: cats. They are the worst. This is inarguable, timeless wisdom. As if we needed further proof (we didn’t), Cammi Climaco […]
The Complete Guide to Everything: The BeachThis week we’re talking about one of everyone’s favorite summer destinations: the beach! Well, more specifically we’re talking about Tim’s trip […]
The Complete Guide to Everything: Board GamesThis week, Tim and Tom tackle the riveting topic of board games, which contrary to popular belief are not games you play when you’re bored, but […]