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    David Fincher Not Through With Filming People Doing Horrible Things to Each OtherPlus: Kate Winslet on the controversial subject of bra burning!
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    Jim Carrey Is the Michael Jordan of Acting, Claims the Bradley Cooper of Saying Ridiculous ThingsPlus: What did 50 Cent say today?
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    Alec Baldwin Will Never Outdo HimselfPlus: Tom Cruise on how his eye patch nearly tore his family apart.
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    Clint Eastwood Hated Your High-School Production of DroodPlus: 50 Cent overcomes his addictions.
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    Akon Exclusively to Blame for Your Earache50 Cent on Eminem: ‘He’s like my grandmother.’
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    Lily Allen Is Basically Andy Capp NowFrank Oz: ‘Star Wars’ dialogue is better than it sounds.
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    Guy Who Rolled Cross Joint in Pineapple Express Was Also in Other MoviesAlso: Jon Pareles is the world’s last remaining Smashing Pumpkins fan.
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    The Cast of ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Will Cure Your InfertilityPlus: Tom Cruise possibly responsible for ‘I Am Legend”s crappy ending.
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    Hunter Parrish Beloved by Marijuana FansPlus: ‘The Transporter’: gay?
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    Sexiest Men Alive Do BattlePlus: Robert Downey Jr. is a terrible futurist.
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    Kanye West’s Latest Acceptance Speech Does Not DisappointPlus: the bald guy from ‘Sex and the City’!
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    Even to Brooke Shields, ‘Lipstick Jungle’ Feels Like It’s Gone On ForeverPlus: Richard Dreyfuss ‘needs to be quiet.’
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    Lance Bass’s Lame Dancing Is the Product of a Lot of Hard WorkPlus: Wayne Coyne feels bad for Steven Spielberg.
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    Robert Downey Jr.’s Next Movie to Be AwesomePlus: Ryan Adams declares war on dust mites.
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    Brandon Walsh Has a Surprisingly Cavalier About Brenda’s Imminent DeathPlus: Will Arnett on fatherhood.
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    T-Pain’s Logic Is InfalliblePlus: Josh Schwartz is just awful at chess.
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    Jean-Claude Van Damme Makes Us Wish the ‘JCVD’ Press Tour Could Last ForeverPlus: Jared Followill thinks all starlets look the same.
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    Paul Rudd Dispenses With the FormalitiesPlus: Antonin Scalia enjoys a good bawdy joke.
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    50 Cent Not About to Engage in Beef With Bette MidlerPlus: Kevin Smith on fake poo.
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    Pete Seeger Just Found Out About Pitchfork This MorningPlus: No matter who’s elected president tomorrow, Sammy Hagar still wins.
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    Matthew Weiner Isn’t Doing This for the EmmysPlus: Tracy Morgan topless!
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    Brian Grazer Pretty Sure You’ll Be Impressed With Sight of Tom Hanks in a SpeedoAlso, Elizabeth Banks is boring.
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    New Taylor Swift Song Is Guaranteed Spoiler-FreePlus: Tom Jones fails to see what’s so funny about underpants.
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    Lil Wayne: Lover of Baseball, America, and Fine Pop MusicPlus: Charlie Kaufman does not appreciate your snark.
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    Ted Nugent Explains His Personal Philosophy, Drives Down Property Values Near His HousePlus: Of Montreal’s Kevin Barnes on the people living inside him.
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    Clint Eastwood: Kind of a JerkPlus: Amy Ryan excited about finally getting roles that call for hair-brushing.
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    Mila Kunis Simply Not Cut Out to Be an AssassinPlus: Zack Attack reunion possibly imminent!
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    TV on the Radio’s Last Album Born Out of Space Madness, Stimpy-Inspired Soap FightsPlus: Dee Snider weighs in on new Led Zeppelin rumors.
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    Ludacris Hated ‘The Happening’ Just As Much As You DidPlus: Zac Efron on being recognized in the men’s room.
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    Bill Murray Starts Latest ‘Batman 3’ RumorPlus: Conan O’Brien not above leaping into cheddar cheese.
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    Never Ask Faye Dunaway If She Threw Pee on Roman PolanskiPlus: What did Meatloaf say that he later blamed on vertigo?
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    Kirk Cameron Narrowly Avoids Crack-Smoking and Cross-dressingPlus: Tricky was just not that into Björk.
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    Lil Wayne Speculates on Brett Favre’s AgePlus: Will the ‘Survivor’ incident mean more flapping penises?
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    LSD-Tripping Puppetmaster Hits ‘Heroes’Plus: Sci-Fi Network shows aren’t just for kids trapped in their parents’ basement, and Britney’s feeling “inspired.”
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    Ryan Adams’s Blog Replaces Human ContactPlus: It’s a good time to be Canadian and/or Michael Cera.
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    Charlize Theron Offers Spirited Defense of ‘Reindeer Games’Plus: Meet the woman who saved ‘Harry Potter’ from being totally smutty.
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    Diablo Cody Doesn’t Know If She’ll Ever Write Another Highbrow, Artsy Movie Like ‘Juno’Plus: James Bond not interested in spying for the other team.
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    William Shatner Thinks J.J. Abrams Could Be a Little More CreativePlus: Today’s the day that 50 Cent and Mariah Carey learned who Mudvayne is.
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    Daniel Radcliffe Walking a Thin Line Between Harry Potter and Tony MontanaPlus: Dominic Cooper is adorably ignorant of history!
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    Paul Lieberstein’s ‘Office’ Character Inspired by Some Loser He KnowsPlus: MTV censors save us from not-funny Russell Brand jokes.
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    If Daddy Yankee Debates Fat Joe About Politics, He Will Never Talk Another Word About a Politician for the Rest of His LifePlus: Kristen Wiig is excited to meet Michael Phelps.
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    Kat Dennings: Budding ScreenwriterPlus: Greg Kennear judges a screenplay by its cover.
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    Noel Gallagher Inadvertently Invents Awesome New Genre of Video GamesPlus: Kristen Schaal goes nuts!
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    ‘Bangkok Dangerous’ Just Like Nicolas Cage’s MarriagePlus: Wentworth MIller on playing a jerk.
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    Helen Mirren Gives the Best InterviewsPlus: Amy Ryan imagines dead puppies, and Daniel Radcliffe wants to play a drag queen.
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    Josh Schwartz Discovers Possible Flaw in NBC’s Marketing Plan for ‘Chuck’Plus: Anna Faris on the greatest love story ever told.
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    T.I. Finally Solves Internet Piracy Through Brute ForcePlus: Paul Scheer speaks truth to power on the ‘Die Hard’ series.