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    The Vulture Transcript: Neil Gaiman on Comics, Twitter, and All Things FantasyGaiman: “I love the idea of the ‘Sandman’ on Broadway. A ‘Sandman’ musical, I would go for that.”
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    Jean-Claude Van Damme Is All About the Art, ManPlus: Mark Wahlberg threatens violence against Jeremy Piven–bashers.
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    Brave Thespian Attempts Bold New Take on Friday the 13th’s Hockey-Masked KillerPlus, the return of Spinal Tap!
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    Faye Dunaway Lets Loose an ‘Oh, Snap’ Moment for the AgesPlus: J.J. Abrams doles out some fanboy nip regarding ‘Star Trek.’
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    Jean-Claude Van Damme: Business in Front, Party in the BackPlus, Jason Bourne is no fan of James Bond.
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    Even Drew Barrymore Is Getting Sick of Romantic Comedies Starring Drew BarrymorePlus: Miley Cyrus combats the charges that she isn’t an authentic headbanger.
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    Even Will Arnett Is Dying to Know the Name of Amy Poehler’s New TV ShowPlus: More praise for My Bloody Valentine 3-D!
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    Blake Lively Explains Why Recessions Don’t Exist on Gossip GirlPlus: Jaime King tries to rationalize the crappiness of ‘The Spirit.’
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    Daniel Craig Is Gonna Live ForeverPlus: Scarlett Johansson is nobody’s Juno.
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    Joss Whedon Continues to Lower Expectations for DollhousePlus: Tommy Lee finally reveals the secret to getting into his dressing room.
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    Coldplay Announce Plans to Get Even WorsePlus: Prince has gay friends with whom he studies the Bible.
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    Marisa Tomei Is Not Just a Naked LadyAnd Clint Eastwood explains how he’s mastered the nasty-old-bigot role.
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    Don’t Eat Dinner at Wayne Coyne’s HouseThe Flaming Lips singer might serve you cigarettes.
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    God to Blame for Diddy’s CSI: Miami CameoPlus: Frank Miller was sort of qualified to direct ‘The Spirit,’ he guesses.
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    Kristin Stewart Not Sure Why She’s Playing Joan Jett EitherPlus: Tom Cruise always wanted to kill Hitler.
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    Tom Cruise Already Plotting His Next Golden Globe NominationPlus: 50 Cent pretty sure he can beat you at video games.
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    Sight of Mickey Rourke Is Harrowing for Mickey Rourke TooBobby Brown: ‘The word on the street is that I’m well-endowed.’
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    Dolph Lundgren’s Comeback Going About As Well As Could Be ExpectedPlus: Kate Beckinsale sees America’s ‘very long stick.’
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    Frank Langella Recalls His Greatest-Ever RolePlus: James Cameron drinks to forget.
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    Steve Guttenberg Explains Why Hollywood Stopped Making Original Movies Fifteen Years AgoPlus: Mickey Rourke’s pretty sure the ladies will like his new movie.
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    The ‘Twilight’ Movie Might’ve Been Different If Robert Pattinson Had Written the ScreenplayPlus: Common will probably be the secretary of State.
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    Jon Hamm Knows Better Than to Snort Flaming Dead ElephantsPlus: Bryan Singer denies being Hitler.
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    Are Werewolves the New Vampires?Yes.
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    Samuel L. Jackson Basically Qualified to Work at VulturePlus: ‘Universal Soldier 3’ screenplay not up to Dolph Lundgren’s typically high standards.
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    Things Could Be Worse for Rob SchneiderPlus: Shawn Wayans on why ‘The Munsters’ was clearly superior to ‘The Addams Family.’
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    For Taylor Swift, It’s All Downhill From HerePlus: ‘French people have really bad accents’!
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    Fall Out Boy: All Joe Biden’s FaultPlus: Paul Rudd blogs!
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    Working With Vince Vaughn Just Slightly Better Than Poverty, Claims Elizabeth BanksPlus: Paul Giamatti thought Ron Perlman was a real hunchback.
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    Sam Raimi Worked Very Hard on His Halloween Costume, and He Will Not Be Appeased With Subpar CandyPlus: Colin Farrell is sorry about ‘Alexander.’
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    ‘While She Was Out’ Trailer: Kim Basinger Stars in the Year’s Most Intense Thriller About Double-ParkingThis Christmas, Kim Basinger is fighting for her life … and a decent parking spot!
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    Upcoming Beastie Boys Album Sounds Better Than Their Last One, at Least’Quantum of Solace’ director: ‘I was like, ‘Quantum of Solace,’ what’s that about?’
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    James Franco More Than Happy to Play Gus Van Sant’s Shannon ElizabethPlus: Eminem sees the error of his ways.
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    Ne-Yo Probably Not Reading Your BlogPlus: Mickey Rourke learns a very important lesson.
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    New Mark Wahlberg Movie Sounds BoringPlus: Jack Nicholson is still creepy!
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    Guy From ‘Twilight’ Selects Perfectly Reasonable Fallback CareerPlus: Glen Campbell pretty sure Lou Reed is still alive.
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    M. Night Shyamalan’s Crazy Fan Base Is Always PreparedPlus: Gerard Butler on jock straps!
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    Ethan Coen Fires George ClooneyPlus: Russell Crowe’s a stickler for historical accuracy.
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    ‘Pineapple Express’: A Stoner Love StoryPlus: Why making a Mötley Crüe movie is a serious moral issue.
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    Stan Lee Possibly the World’s Worst Casting DirectorPlus: Gary Cole is tired of being mistaken for Gary Coleman.
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    In Addition to Looking Terrific in a Bikini, Helen Mirren Is Also ModestPlus: Jenny Lewis inspired by indoor plumbing.
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    Neil LaBute Says ‘The Wicker Man’ Was One of Those Things Where You Had to Be TherePlus: Ricky Gervais explains the difference between him and Brad Pitt.
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    Shia LaBeouf Says People Were More Tolerant of Awfulness in the EightiesPlus: If André 3000 smoked, Woody Harrelson would totally have shared his stash.
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    ‘The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus’ Teaser: Bathrobed Terry Gilliam Does Not Inspire Confidence in His Upcoming MovieThis new teaser for Gilliam’s supposedly forthcoming Heath Ledger movie is mostly concept art and half-rendered CGI, much of it cribbed from Gilliam’s other films.
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    Donnie Wahlberg As Baffled As You Are Over the Continued Success of New Kids on the BlockPlus: Neil Patrick Harris on acting with his wang.
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    John Malkovich’s Fans Increasingly Prefer Him to Be Drinking While He’s Wielding HatchetsPlus: Will Ferrell explains why the budget for ‘Step Brothers’ was so high.
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    Jeff Bridges’s Acting in ‘Big Lebowski’ Was Not Aided by Performance EnhancersPlus: David Boreanz doesn’t get ‘Heroes.’
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    J.J. Abrams’s Next TV Show to Feature Crazy Pig With Monkey FacePlus: Mark Wahlberg on the wisdom of M. Night Shyamalan.
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    Vin Diesel Practically Created Spider-ManPlus: Kenny Rogers explains the inspiration behind his latest album, which is only available at Cracker Barrel.