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Chinese Democracy

  1. punching
    Watch Axl Rose Punch Out a PhotographerThis does not bode well for the rest of the ‘Chinese Democracy’ world tour.
  2. schnaussgate
    Axl Blames Producer for Schnauss SampleThe sample was provided “by a member of the album’s production team who has assured us that these few seconds of sound were obtained legitimately.”
  3. no samples cleared
    Guns N’ Roses Sued for Stealthily Sampling SchnaussOh, Axl.
  4. chinese democracy
    Blogger Who Leaked Chinese Democracy Sentenced to Two Months of Home ConfinementWhich would be a far better punishment if we believed the blogger in question ever left his home anyway.
  5. be a pepper
    Dr. Dre Shills, Unveils DetoxHear the first beats from ‘Detox’ while being advertised to!
  6. blunders
    Chinese Democracy Gets the Rock Band TreatmentAbout five months too late.
  7. minor miracles
    Axl Speaks!And speaks and speaks and speaks. We kid, it’s actually great to finally hear his thoughts on ‘Chinese Democracy’!
  8. chinese democracy
    Axl Rose Now Basically Just an Internet TrollAfter being missing for the better part of these past fifteen years, cornrowed recluse Axl Rose has finally turned up — on the Internet!
  9. chinese democracy
    Pent-Up Demand for ‘Chinese Democracy’ Fails to MaterializeWhat the heck happened here?
  10. chinese democracy
    ‘Chinese Democracy’ Day Ruined by Dr. Pepper’s Broken WebsiteWas it intentional sabotage on the part of a company that didn’t want to follow through with an expensive promotion? Or just general Web-based incompetence?
  11. chinese democracy
    How Could ‘Chinese Democracy’ Have Been Improved?It’s good — but not quite perfect.
  12. chinese democracy
    ‘Chinese Democracy,’ Now Streaming, Is Better Than Chuck Klosterman ImaginedIf you’re not yet sure about committing 100 MB of your hard drive to an album that Axl Rose labored over for thirteen years, you can now stream it on MySpace.
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    How Many More Years Would Axl Have Had to Work for a Fifth Star From ‘Rolling Stone’?This is definitive proof that hard work never pays off.
  14. Dr. Pepper Announces Lame Details of Its ‘Chinese Democracy’ PromotionThere was a time when our nation could believe in a soda company’s solemn promise to deliver a free can of its beverage to every man, woman, and child in America.
  15. be a pepper
    First Single From ‘Chinese Democracy’ Actually Arrives!We’d love to say something funny here, but, like everyone else, we ran out of ‘Chinese Democracy’ jokes in 2003.
  16. ‘Chinese Democracy’ Leaker Pleads Not GuiltyIt would be lame to see him tossed in the clink for sharing some crap you’ll be able to get at Best Buy in a month.
  17. imminent disasters
    Disappointing ‘Chinese Democracy’ Cover and Track List Revealed!We’re pretty sure we’ve seen that cover hanging in our aunt’s bathroom.
  18. awesome
    We’re Getting Free Dr. Pepper!Dr. Pepper promised free soda if ‘Chinese Democracy’ came out before 2009. And they intend to follow through.
  19. countdown
    Miracle of Miracles: ‘Chinese Democracy’ Is Coming Out This Year!No, really!
  20. apropos of nothing
    Guy Who Leaked ‘Chinese Democracy’ Arrested by FedsTwenty-seven-year-old blogger Kevin Cogill of Culver City, California, has been arrested on suspicion of violating federal copyright laws.
  21. apropos of nothing
    ‘Chinese Democracy’ Possibly Being Released, Possibly As Wal-Mart ExclusiveAxl is currently in talks to release the album through Best Buy or Wal-Mart, not that this will ever actually happen.
  22. apropos of nothing
    Latest Guns N’ Roses Leak Confirms Possible Existence of ‘Chinese Democracy,’ MaybeAxl’s new song leaks to YouTube! Was it worth the fifteen-year wait? No!
  23. apropos of nothing
    ‘Chinese Democracy’ to Be Four Albums, Claims Now-Fired Video-Game SpokesmanA publicist for Rock Band 2 says, off the record, that ‘Democracy’ is coming in September in four volumes.
  24. countdown
    Which Will Come Out First: ‘Chinese Democracy’ or ‘Where the Wild Things Are’?Our money’s on ‘Chinese Democracy’!
  25. apropos of nothing
    Latest Leaks Indicate Axl Rose Is Really Making Progress on ‘Chinese Democracy’New, allegedly finished versions of nine songs have leaked — could a release date be close? No.
  26. the industry
    Replacements, World’s Last Broken-Up Band, to Reunite SoonPlus: Guns N’ Roses nowhere near releasing ‘Chinese Democracy,’ and Sam Mendes’s Dave Eggers comedy might actually be funny!
  27. the early-evening news
    George Clooney’s Secret Beef With the WGA Revealed!George Clooney goes financial core over Leatherheads credit, Beyoncé and Jay-Z tie the knot, and Radiohead get their own social-networking site.
  28. countdown
    Dr. Pepper Would Like to Buy the World a New Guns N’ Roses AlbumThe band’s creatively dreadlocked and creatively deadlocked frontman seems, unsurprisingly, surprised.