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Chris Morgan

  1. The Keynote Address at the Association for Aspiring Plumbers, by Chris […] I’m glad to see so many young people here with an interest in pursuing a career in plumbing. However, I feel it is my duty to inform you that […]
  2. A Letter of Complaint to the Bureau of Genies, Monkey’s Paws, and Birthday […] Dear Sir or Madam, Normally, I am not the kind of person to write letters of complaint. However, I have recently had an experience with a […]
  3. The Hamburglar’s Manifesto, by Chris MorganThere are those who call me a “hamburglar.” It is their trite, pithy way to diminish me as a person. I am but a lowly hamburglar to the stuffed […]
  4. Yes, I Screwed Up With My Genie Wishes and I’m Sorry, by Chris MorganDear People of Earth, Look, I get it. Quite frankly, I’m angry with myself, too. I think the constant egging of my house is a bit much, but I […]
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    Keanu Reeves to Avenge Death of His Samurai Master, Presumably With His ActingPlus: That 9-year old who wrote the dating book finally gets a movie deal.
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    Kevin Spacey and Robin Williams to Play DoctorPlus: Sam Raimi does Dennis Lehane and Iron Man secures the border.