Subscribe to the Magazine
Give a Gift Subscription
Buy Back Issues
Current Issue Contents
What to Stream
New York Magazine
Displaying all articles tagged:
What Did Rihanna Whisper to Drake at the VMAs? An Investigation
“That was funny”? “That wasn’t funny”? “That was fucked”?
Lorrie Moore Is
a Carrie–Brody Shipper
“They lack mutual trust or any palpable erotic vibe.”
Breaking Down the
New York Review of Books
’ Defense of
The New York Review of Books
One “problem”: Downton Abbey is supposed to be in the North of England, but it’s so obviously filmed in the South.
The Adventures of Tintin
Is a Lot Like
At least according to all the reviews.
Tom Cruise Is ‘Cocky,’ ‘Emo,’ and He ‘Looks Like a Maniac’ in
But hey, at least he did a lot of his own stunts.
Robert Pattinson Seems Pretty Familiar With Kristen Stewart’s ‘Fancy Moves’
“I mean I didn’t actually want to have sex with him on set.”
Just How Awful Is Adam Sandler’s Jill Character in
Jack and Jill
Really, really awful.
Coping With the Deschanel-Gibbard Breakup: Vulture Analyzes the Musical Clues
We’re just trying to understand.
We’re Not Saying
Has a Twist Ending … and Neither Are These Critics
Or how to talk about something you can’t talk about.
Mostly critics just want people to stop comparing them.
Every Movie Critic:
30 Minutes or Less
Should Have Been 30 Minutes or Less
Which is to say, they didn’t like it.
With More Poop, Apparently
Plus schmaltz and bimbos.
Beyonce’s All Grown Up, and Other Observations From
“If anyone can make a quiet Friday night come off like an open-bar blowout, it’s Beyoncé.”
Critics’ Best Backhanded Compliments of Michael Bay and
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
“The funniest, best-executed film in the Earth-protecting robots-that-look-like-cars-and-trucks series … [is] as head-slappingly stupid as ever.”
Is Poop Funny? Is Christopher Hitchens Wrong? And Other Key Questions Posed by the Reviews of
Are women now equal to men, thanks to this movie?
What Parts of
Atlas Shrugged: Part One
Did the Critics Find Most Ridiculous?
Sex! Trains! Newspapers!
Matthew McConaughey Gets Well Reviewed in
The Lincoln Lawyer
Pigs fly, etc.
Three Things Other Than
Red Riding Hood
Can Be Unfavorably Compared To
Renaissance fairs, burning man, M. Night Shyamalan.
So Just How Ugly Are the Aliens in
I Am Number Four
The ones who aren’t Alex Pettyfer.
Keitel Reteams with De Niro and Makes Critics Sad: The
Harvey Keitel and Robert De Niro try to make you forget ‘Mean Streets’ with something awful.
The Wackiest Descriptions of Jeff Bridges’s CGI-ed Face in
“Rubbery Botox-android” and “animated death mask” among them.
The Craziest Descriptions of Angelina Jolie in Reviews of
Including, but not limited to, “an alien and an impeccably attired mannequin” and “live-action version of Jessica Rabbit.”
Ke$ha’s New Video Attempts to Redefine the Term ‘Hard-core’
So that “hard-core” and”glitter” are synonymous.
You Don’t Know Jack
Poster Suggests You Do Know Jack
And he is a bad guy.