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  1. Read an Unforgiving Celebrity Craziness MatrixBilly Joel next to Mike Tyson? Please!
  2. Woman Attacks Husband Over ‘The Onion’This is real news but it sure reads like fake news. A Wisconsin wife was charged on Monday with one count of disorderly conduct domestic abuse […]
  3. The Ten Craziest Sentences From This Profile of SNL Alum Victoria JacksonIn chronological order as they appear in the Miami New Times. “Marlene was convinced her daughter could avoid schizophrenia only if she became […]
  4. Gallagher Is Selling His Props in the Most Schadenfreude-y Auction EverNotorious prop comic and crazyperson Gallagher has not had a good couple of months. First, he had a bit of a meltdown during an interview with […]
  5. tweets
    Live Nation CEO Masters Twitter“u r a jerk”
  6. the real housewives of new jersey
    Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Danielle Staub SuingShe’s suing Ashley Holmes and Teresa Giudice.
  7. crazy people
    Here Is a Photo of Kanye West Standing Next to King Tut’s Great-GrandmotherWow.
  8. the bachelorette
    The Bachelorette: The Cautionary Tale of the TattooContestant Kasey freaks Ali out with a tattoo, and then is summarily given the boot.
  9. betty white
    Crazed Betty White Fans Now Trying to Give Her Other People’s JobsAnd we support them.
  10. crazy people
    Nicolas Cage Is Selling Off Houses, But Nobody’s BuyingWe’re disappointed in you, America’s millionaires.
  11. crazy people
    Meet John Mayer’s Racist PenisMayer’s latest crazy interview is here!
  12. crazy people
    MF Doom to Pay Tribute to Fallen Killer ChimpHe’s writing a song from the chimp’s perspective.
  13. crazy people
    Ghostface’s Magical Publicity Tour ContinuesNow this is how you give a crazy interview.
  14. reboots
    Legal Challenge Imperils Reboot of Catcher in the Rye FranchiseAncient recluse J.D. Salinger has filed a lawsuit seeking to block the publication of an unofficial sequel to his famous book.
  15. boycotts
    Every Movie Now Being BoycottedThere was a time when a movie needed to be pointedly critical of a religion to earn itself a hilariously ineffective boycott.
  16. crazy people
    Confirmed: Mickey Rourke Still CrazyWe were worried his comeback in ‘The Wrestler’ meant he might’ve settled down. Our fears were unfounded.
  17. apropos of nothing
    What Are Jonas Brothers Fans Getting for Their $200?JoBro fans are paying $200 on eBay for the band’s out-of-print first album. Are they getting their money’s worth?
  18. apropos of nothing
    Will Kanye West Bring Ehud Olmert to MSG Tonight?Which outlandish guest stars will turn out for Kanye’s biggest-ever New York show?
  19. apropos of nothing
    People Who Don’t Want a ‘Wire’ Movie Are CrazyYeah, that’s right, Nick Denton, we’re talkin’ to you!
  20. the best part
    ‘The Office’ Convention Disappoints the Show’s Least Capitalization-Savvy FansScranton Is Gonna Be A Party All Weekend.
  21. the early-evening news
    Ryan Adams’s Tantrum-Throwing Ability on the DeclineRobert Plant’s not crazy after all! Plus: great news for movie fans that can’t spell!
  22. the early-evening news
    Wes Anderson Wary of Working With Actors Not Named Bill MurrayPlus: Surprise! They’re making a sequel to Transformers!
  23. apropos of nothing
    Ten Things That Probably Stressed Out Meg WhiteThe White Stripes canceled their fall tour this morning citing Meg White’s “acute anxiety” and inability to travel. What’s to blame for her breakdown?
  24. tube junkie
    World’s First Porno for Plants Not Nearly As Hot As It Could Have BeenArtist Jonathan Keats’s Cinema Botanica is, he claims, the world’s first porno film for plants and features “explicit acts of cross pollination.”
  25. the take
    Ailing Record Company Adopts a New Strategy: Magic!“Can Rick Rubin Save the Music Business?” asks the cover of Sunday’s New York Times Magazine. Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooooooo.
  26. apropos of nothing
    What the Terrorists Don’t Understand About Zac EfronThe Al Qaeda–affiliated Britons who issued death threats to Diddy and other dangerous subversives in the video that we highlighted earlier today really got us peeved.
  27. tube junkie
    ‘Crossfire’ With Ted NugentProgressive musician Ted Nugent took time out of a recent concert to talk politics with an equally forward-thinking audience.
  28. beef
    Religious Zealots vs. Pop CultureIt’s the end of August, and most of our pop stars are either on vacation, in prison, or planning their next DUIs — but for the zany Islamic fundamentalists trying to stamp out the influence of Western culture, it’s just another day at the office!
  29. countdown to meltdown
    50 Cent Already Practicing His Concession SpeechIn a video interview today with OnSmash.com, 50 Cent states unequivocally, “Of course I’ll outsell [Kanye West].” Then he preemptively makes excuses for why he might not.
  30. beef
    When Rap Magazine Editors Go WildBeefing rappers Kanye West and 50 Cent will share an upcoming cover of Rolling Stone — everybody wins! Well, almost everybody.
  31. countdown to meltdown
    50 Cent’s Office Rampage: Faker Than the Moon LandingA few minutes ago, blogger Miss Info posted this picture which purportedly shows the aftermath of 50 Cent’s alleged “rampage” in the offices of his record label.
  32. countdown to meltdown
    50 Cent to Keep Making Albums No Matter How Many Kanye Records You Buy50 Cent sat down with MTV News yesterday to confirm that he is, in fact, a lunatic, and also to go back on his promise to quit recording solo albums if his forthcoming record is outsold by Kanye West’s on September 11.
  33. the industry
    Michael Cera Gets RevoltingKanye, Lupe, and O.J.
  34. beef
    Elton John vs. the InternetBy now you’ve surely heard about Elton John’s imminent plans to shut down the Internet.