‘Entourage’: Desperate Times Call for You Know WhatVince recognizes his lowered place in the Hollywood firmament, Eric learns that success and loyalty might not go together, and Drama sinks further into his broken-hearted alcoholic haze.
Hollywood Throws an Escobar MitzvahPablo Escobar is the subject of three prospective upcoming films, any of which would probably tank at the box office and get booed at Cannes.
The ‘Entourage’ Guilt/Pleasure Index: Deus Ex Kanye!This week’s episode, “No Cannes Do,” features a real, old-fashioned capital-D Dilemma — well, at least until it’s neatly swept under the carpet in the last three minutes of the show. Also: Deus ex Kanye! No wonder this is the one show we can’t stop watching–slash–can’t stop hating ourselves for watching!
10 Fictional Characters Who Must DieLast month, fans argued about whether Tony Soprano was killed at the end of The Sopranos. This month, fans are eagerly flipping to the end of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows to see whether Harry snuffs it. In honor of those two cliffhangers, Vulture presents its list of ten fictional characters we definitely want to see die.
The ‘Entourage’ Guilt/Pleasure Index: All That and a Bag of DildosOur DVR summary of tonight’s episode read, “Ari mishandles a secret script.” What? Ari? Who’s that? Wait, now we remember him — he’s the short one who shouts a lot and jerks around like he’s been shot by a Taser. Yes, after several painfully dry weeks, Hurricane Ari returned last night in full force!
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The ‘Entourage’ Guilt/Pleasure Index: Turtle Gets a What?Remember how Vince selling his house and shuffling everyone out into the streets was going to shake up the foundations of this show? Yeah, not so much. It’s business as usual as the boys crowd into Drama’s condo and resume their familiar antics: Drama blusters, Turtle smirks, E frets, and Vince does whatever it is that defines his character, along with occasionally batting his eyelashes. No wonder this is the one show we can’t stop watching–slash–can’t stop hating ourselves for watching!
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The ‘Entourage’ Guilt/Pleasure Index: Costco? Seriously?One week after an innovative and exciting season premiere, in which a documentary crew chronicled Medellin’s impressive on-set turmoil, Entourage transports the whole crew safely — and, for this viewer, sadly, — back to L.A. Good-bye, jungle mania and creative meltdowns!
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On Ari Gold’s Love-Hate Relationship With the Gays“He will prove himself to be the biggest homophobe and the biggest friend to the gay man in the history of humanity.” —Entourage’s Jeremy Piven on what’s in store for Ari this season
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The ‘Entourage’ Guilt/Pleasure Index: Back Already?Hey, Entourage: Back so soon? Just two weeks after wrapping up season three, the show rushes back to fill the post-Sopranos vacuum. We rejoin the gang in the jungles of Colombia, where they and director/irritant extraordinaire Billy Walsh are finally, finally filming Medellin.