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Guns N’ Roses

  1. minor miracles
    Axl Speaks!And speaks and speaks and speaks. We kid, it’s actually great to finally hear his thoughts on ‘Chinese Democracy’!
    By Mark Graham
  2. chinese democracy
    Axl Rose Now Basically Just an Internet TrollAfter being missing for the better part of these past fifteen years, cornrowed recluse Axl Rose has finally turned up — on the Internet!
    By Lane Brown
  3. chinese democracy
    Pent-Up Demand for ‘Chinese Democracy’ Fails to MaterializeWhat the heck happened here?
    By Lane Brown
  4. chinese democracy
    ‘Chinese Democracy’ Day Ruined by Dr. Pepper’s Broken WebsiteWas it intentional sabotage on the part of a company that didn’t want to follow through with an expensive promotion? Or just general Web-based incompetence?
    By Lane Brown
  5. chinese democracy
    How Could ‘Chinese Democracy’ Have Been Improved?It’s good — but not quite perfect.
    By Lane Brown
  6. chinese democracy
    ‘Chinese Democracy,’ Now Streaming, Is Better Than Chuck Klosterman ImaginedIf you’re not yet sure about committing 100 MB of your hard drive to an album that Axl Rose labored over for thirteen years, you can now stream it on MySpace.
    By Lane Brown
  7. leak of the week
    ‘Chinese Democracy’ Finally Leaked for Real!We guess this means Axl actually has to release this thing now!
    By Lane Brown
  8. awesome
    Tribute Band Turns Up Pierced Nose at ‘Chinese Democracy’“We feel it probably won’t be anywhere near the work by the original.”
    By Logan Hill
  9. chinese democracy
    How Many More Years Would Axl Have Had to Work for a Fifth Star From ‘Rolling Stone’?This is definitive proof that hard work never pays off.
    By Lane Brown
  10. Dr. Pepper Announces Lame Details of Its ‘Chinese Democracy’ PromotionThere was a time when our nation could believe in a soda company’s solemn promise to deliver a free can of its beverage to every man, woman, and child in America.
    By Amos Barshad
  11. be a pepper
    First Single From ‘Chinese Democracy’ Actually Arrives!We’d love to say something funny here, but, like everyone else, we ran out of ‘Chinese Democracy’ jokes in 2003.
    By Lane Brown
  12. ‘Chinese Democracy’ Leaker Pleads Not GuiltyIt would be lame to see him tossed in the clink for sharing some crap you’ll be able to get at Best Buy in a month.
    By Amos Barshad
  13. imminent disasters
    Disappointing ‘Chinese Democracy’ Cover and Track List Revealed!We’re pretty sure we’ve seen that cover hanging in our aunt’s bathroom.
    By Amos Barshad
  14. awesome
    We’re Getting Free Dr. Pepper!Dr. Pepper promised free soda if ‘Chinese Democracy’ came out before 2009. And they intend to follow through.
    By Amos Barshad
  15. countdown
    Miracle of Miracles: ‘Chinese Democracy’ Is Coming Out This Year!No, really!
    By Amos Barshad
  16. apropos of nothing
    Guy Who Leaked ‘Chinese Democracy’ Arrested by FedsTwenty-seven-year-old blogger Kevin Cogill of Culver City, California, has been arrested on suspicion of violating federal copyright laws.
    By Lane Brown
  17. you saw it here first
    Exclusive Excerpt: Stephen Davis’s ‘Watch You Bleed: The Saga of Guns N’ Roses’Davis traces GN’R’s illustrious history all the way back to Axl’s origins as a disaffected Indiana kid named Bill Bailey.
    By Lane Brown
  18. apropos of nothing
    Latest Guns N’ Roses Leak Confirms Possible Existence of ‘Chinese Democracy,’ MaybeAxl’s new song leaks to YouTube! Was it worth the fifteen-year wait? No!
  19. apropos of nothing
    ‘Chinese Democracy’ to Be Four Albums, Claims Now-Fired Video-Game SpokesmanA publicist for Rock Band 2 says, off the record, that ‘Democracy’ is coming in September in four volumes.
  20. apropos of nothing
    Latest Leaks Indicate Axl Rose Is Really Making Progress on ‘Chinese Democracy’New, allegedly finished versions of nine songs have leaked — could a release date be close? No.
  21. the industry
    Replacements, World’s Last Broken-Up Band, to Reunite SoonPlus: Guns N’ Roses nowhere near releasing ‘Chinese Democracy,’ and Sam Mendes’s Dave Eggers comedy might actually be funny!
  22. the early-evening news
    A.O. Scott Steals From ChildrenPlus: ‘Idol’ does Mariah, and Axl Rose denies reality-show rumors.
  23. the early-evening news
    George Clooney’s Secret Beef With the WGA Revealed!George Clooney goes financial core over Leatherheads credit, Beyoncé and Jay-Z tie the knot, and Radiohead get their own social-networking site.
  24. countdown
    Dr. Pepper Would Like to Buy the World a New Guns N’ Roses AlbumThe band’s creatively dreadlocked and creatively deadlocked frontman seems, unsurprisingly, surprised.
  25. the early-evening news
    Evel Knievel Dies at 69Plus: Chinese Democracy is never coming out!
  26. the early-evening news
    Axl Rose Continues to Make ‘Chinese Democracy’ a PriorityAxl Rose will appear on two tracks on Sebastian Bach’s forthcoming solo album. Does this mean those two songs won’t be available until 3015?
  27. tube junkie
    Guns N’ Roses Handily Outdone by Guy on YouTubeIn what is easily the second-most-impressive hand-related YouTube music video we’ve seen all summer a manualist plays “Sweet Child o’ Mine” using only his palms and fingers.
  28. right-click
    50 Cent Reveals That ‘Ride the Rollercoaster’ Doesn’t Involve Actual Rides
  29. right-click
    GNR: FCKN AWSM!