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Humor

  1. stunning revelations
    Kendall Jenner’s Super ‘Raw’ Story Was About … AcneSo brave.
  2. vulture lists
    17 Celebrities Who Are Also Law FirmsFrom Bellamy Young to Sutton Foster.
  3. first person
    Was My Joke the Final Nail in Fifth Harmony’s Coffin?No. The thing about Fifth Harmony is that we never should’ve had a Fifth Harmony.
  4. If the Star Wars Prequels Took Place in a Galaxy With Modern Child-Labor LawsWhat the prequels would look like if the Galactic Republic had employed 21st-century standards of child welfare.
  5. Being Funny Is Harder Now, and That’s a Good Thing Sometime in 2011 or 2012, a thought popped into my head that I decided to share with my friends: “money can’t buy happiness, but it can’t buy […]
  6. self-affirmations
    Ryan Reynolds: Ryan Reynolds Is FunnyGood for you, Ryan! We are proud.
  7. humor
    Taylor Swift Does Not Approve of That Kanye LineWe have a new contender for the most awkward phone call in history.
  8. humor
    Deadpool and the Promising Rise of Heteroflexibility in ComediesComedic protagonists — especially those who wear superhero suits — don’t generally leave room for nuance.
  9. bad jokes
    How Chris Rock’s Top Five Gets Undercut by an Ill-Advised Gay JokeIt almost ruins an otherwise good movie.
  10. Correcting Old Jokes for Accuracy“A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Hey, why the long face?’ So the horse says, ‘Because I am an alcoholic, and my body has been […]
  11. How to Become a Twitter Superstar“Dance like the photo’s never going to be tagged; Love like you’ve never been defriended; Tweet like no one’s following.” -Henry David […]
  12. Your Comedy Is So Much Cooler Than MineIt feels like your comedy is so much cooler than mine. You’ve never done an open mic before. Instead you did Fez. You did Luna Lounge. You […]
  13. It May Be Time to Rethink Modeling Our Condo Association After the Yakuza, […]Dear fellow residents of 1928 Wolcott Avenue, As president of the 1928 Wolcott Condo Association, I feel it is my responsibility to address a […]
  14. Minutes From the Ridgeside, Pennsylvania Town Hall Meeting, by Michael […]1. CALL TO ORDER / PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG. Mayor Griffiths arrived late due to traffic caused by the monstrous crater in the middle […]
  15. Are You a Secret Hero?, by Michael KuppermanAre you the heroic type? You might just need the right opportunity to prove yourself. Or maybe you’d make the perfect victim. Take this quiz to […]
  16. Reach for the Shiny Pink Stars: Commencement Speech To the Hollowbrook […]Good afternoon fellow patients, esteemed counselors, Nancy from the front desk. First of all, I would like to say “thank you.” It is an […]
  17. Found On The Windshield Of Missy Kambree’s 1993 Chrysler LeBaron…, by Ted […]ZADES EXTREME CRIME BLOTTER! 09/10 – Intersection of Grand and Bonnaview, 12:17 AM Four youths attacked Zades with sticks while he was […]
  18. Megan Amram’s Stain Removal Advice Is Not at All PracticalYou probably won’t get any useful advice out of Megan Amram’s stain removal article in this month’s Vice, but that’s OK. There’s more to life […]
  19. last night on late night
    Last Night on Late Night: Betty White and Letterman Chug Some VodkaPlus, Stephen Colbert offers up an even lazier alternative to the Forever Lazy, on our regular late-night roundup.
  20. last night on late night
    Last Night on Late Night: Paul Giamatti Was Really Disappointed by New York’s Blizzard SequelPlus, Olivia Munn’s life reads like an episode of ‘Maury’ to David Letterman, on our regular late-night roundup.
  21. last night on late night
    Last Night on Late Night: Jon Stewart Praises the Verizon iPhone, Trashes AT&TStephen Colbert revealed that he has a major Bieber bias now that he gets to vote for Grammy winners, on our regular late-night roundup.
  22. last night on late night
    Last Night on Late Night: Winona Ryder Doesn’t Google Out of Fear of Joining Al QaedaPlus, Donald Glover revealed his dong-loving original Twitter handle, on our regular late-night roundup.
  23. last night on late night
    Last Night on Late Night: Amy Sedaris’s Magic Cookies Will Make a Liar Out of YouPlus, Chelsea Handler could care less about Taylor Momsen’s thoughts on the topic of masturbation, on our regular late-night roundup.
  24. last night on late night
    Last Night on Late Night: ‘Clever’ Jon Stewart Still Slagging Jay Leno About ConanPlus, Seth Green gives Conan a semi-X-rated toy to go with his personal action figure, on our regular late-night roundup.
  25. last night on late night
    Last Night on Late Night: Conan O’Brien Jokes About Anderson Cooper’s New Show and Huge EgoPlus, Ricky Gervais tells Letterman about his mother’s hilarious funeral, on our regular late-night roundup.
  26. last night on late night
    Last Night on Late Night: Sarah Silverman’s Advice For Users of Feminine DeodorantPlus, Chelsea Handler wonders why Oprah wouldn’t want to be a lesbian, on our regular late-night roundup.
  27. last night on late night
    Last Night on Late Night: Carrie Fisher Gifts Craig Ferguson a Kangaroo-Scrotum Key ChainPlus, Helen Mirren puts Jay Leno in a lip lock, on our regular late-night roundup.
  28. last night on late night
    Last Night on Late Night: Conan’s Audience Boos Justin Bieber’s AMA WinO’Brien: “What is wrong with you people?!”
  29. A Form Letter To Your Friends Regarding Their New TV ShowsDear [Friend Name], Hey, [Buddy/Dude/You]. I know we haven’t seen much of each other since you began working on [Show Name], and [Bar Show […]
  30. it's funny because it's true
    College Humor Imagines What Life Would Be Like ‘In an Apatow World’This song from College Humor is right to point out that, in Judd Apatow’s world, stoners are the new studs.