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I Love The Situation

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    Jersey Shore Recap Returns!“I’m putting Vaseline on my face, I’m taking my earrings outs, I’m putting my hair up, and I’m beating the crap out of her.”
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    MTV Already Planning Jersey Shore’s Fourth Season [Updated]They’re offering The Situation up to $45K an episode for his returneth to the ‘Shore.’
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    Jersey Shore Cast: Poets AllThey’ve still got it.
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    Jersey Shore Meets The Hurt LockerAnyone know the difference between an IED and a GED?
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    Joy Behar Probes Into the Prophylactic Practices of the Jersey Shore Cast“It’s really hot water. It takes care of business.”
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    ‘The Situation’ Inspires Contest-Winning SnowmanTurns out soy sauce makes for a good fake snow-tan.
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    Jersey Shore Headed to South BeachMovieline reports that Snooki, the Situation, and others will do their smooshing and sausage-eating on South Beach.
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    MTV Fears Overexposure Of Jersey Shore CastThe producers don’t want them doing too many personal appearances.
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    Jersey Shore Updates: Snooki Drops Trou, the Situation Gets TrademarkedStill no word on those J-WOWW pictures yet, though.
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    Video: Jersey Shore Beauty PageantWannabe guidos and guidettes attempt to grasp the Situation.
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    Is Jersey Shore Headed To Hamptons?Meaning, he’s got a new cologne.
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    Two Jersey Shore Cast Members Signed on the Line That Was DottedCongrats to Ronnie and J-WOWW, but what of the rest of the housemates?
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    Jersey Shore Season Two Looks PromisingThe cast is close to signing a deal that will pay them $10,000 per episode.
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    The Results Are In: Vulture Readers Select Their Top Ten Jersey Shore CatchphrasesWho landed the top spot?
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    Jersey Shore Finale Smashes Ratings RecordsAgain, why did MTV have to kill off this show so quickly? We don’t get it!
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    Help Us Determine the Best Catchphrases From This Season of Jersey ShoreReally, it’s the least you can do.
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    Jersey Shore Season Finale Recap: Top Ten Catchphrase Countdown“If you’re hungry, try a Snickers.”
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    A Brilliant Suggestion for How MTV Should Follow Up Jersey ShoreOne word: Massholes!
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    New Jersey Native Kevin Smith Isn’t a Fan of Jersey Shore“All these jackanapes are Bennies.”
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    Will MTV Do Another Season of Jersey Shore?There is good news, though: Thursday night will bring us a reunion show!
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    Jersey Shore Recap: Top Ten Catchphrase Countdown (Part Deux)“She’s mad weird, that chick.”
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    Jersey Shore Recap: Top Ten Catchphrase Countdown (Part One)“I don’t understand that religion, what it is. I just wanna get to the business.”
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    Toddlers Run Amok Re-creating Jersey ShoreRemember kids, never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
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    How to Make Your Own Batch of Ron-Ron JuiceFrankly, we prefer our own recipe.
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    This Is Your New Desktop WallpaperYou are welcome.
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    10 Catchphrases From Last Night’s Jersey Shore“Gym, tanning, laundry. You know, that’s how they, like, make the guidos.”
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    Jersey Shore Cast Turns Michael Cera Into a GuidoHe even makes a Snooki sandwich!
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    Michael Cera on Jersey Shore“[The meetup] confirmed a few things I already suspected, which was, like, girls love a really smokin’ body and everybody loves pizza.”
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    New Jersey Shore Arrest Comes to Light, Pauly D Gives Michael Cera a BlowoutPoor Ron Ron!
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    Jersey Shore Recap: This Week’s Top Ten Catchphrases“I’m a vet tech. I save animals, I don’t kill them.”
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    The Times Can’t Bring Itself to Defend Jersey ShoreIt gets points for trying.
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    The Situation Used to Shake His Penis for MoneyNow that’s the Situation!
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    Christmas Wishes From the Cast of Jersey ShoreSammi “Sweetheart,” Ronnie, and J-WOWW are spreading some holiday cheer.
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    New Jersey Lawmakers Have Nothing Better to Do Than Criticize Jersey ShoreThey are asking MTV to pull the show from their programming schedule post haste.
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    What If Snooki Were in Street Fighter 2?Well, it would be awesome, of course.
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    ‘The Situation’ Finds Himself in Quite the SituationHe was spotted walking around the lobby of a New York City hotel wearing only a bathrobe and jeans.
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    Alyssa Milano Continues Her Riveting One-Woman Campaign Against Jersey ShoreHer Funny or Die parody is so funny that we forgot to laugh!
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    Jersey Shore Recap: Top Ten Catchphrase CountdownChill out, Freckles McGee.
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    Jay Leno Treats the Jersey Shore Cast Like Second-Class CitizensHe’s no Conan O’Brien, that much is certain.
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    The Situation Bestows a New Nickname on Conan O’Brien: ‘The Solution’You got a problem, ladies? Well then, Conan’s the Solution!
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    The Cast of Jersey Shore Is Now Hobnobbing With Mike TysonWill they be fast friends or mortal enemies?
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    Jersey Shore Recap: Tongue-Kissing Catchphrase Countdown“Yo, seriously, she’s like on a whole ‘nother level on pickles.”
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    Snooki Sucker-Puncher Is a Gym Teacher in QueensSay hello to Brad Ferro, 24, of Deer Park, LI.
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    Jersey Shore Roundup: J-WOWW Wants to ‘Be Shredded,’ MTV Pulls Some ‘Guido’ References From ShowAlso: ‘We don’t pump our gas, we pump our fists!’
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    Before Your Next Visit to Seaside Heights, Be Sure to Visit the Jersey Shore Nickname GeneratorStarting now, please start referring to us as Juice Springsteen.
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    Angry Mob Issues Death Threats Directed at MTV’s Jersey Shore PR BattalionWait a second here. What if the self-proclaimed “guidos” are actually just looking to reclaim that term and turn it from derisive slang into a badge of honor?
  47. overnights
    Jersey Shore’s Top Ten Catchphrase Countdown“I love the Situation.”