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    Hey, Remember Lauryn Hill?The Swedes sure do.
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    Star Wars: A Musical Journey to Invade Our GalaxyThe insane makers of ‘Star Wars: A Musical Journey’ have announced tentative plans to bring the show to America following its launch in the U.K. in April.
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    Fox President Kevin Reilly Damns Dollhouse With Faint PraiseFriday-night time slots are the kiss of death for episodic drama.
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    Stressed-Out Baz Luhrmann Agrees to New Ending for ‘Australia’After ‘disastrous reviews’ from test audiences, ‘Australia’ will get a more uplifting ending.
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    Fox Dooms ‘Dollhouse’ With World’s Crappiest Time SlotYep, it’s pretty much ‘Firefly’ all over again.
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    ‘Australia’: Still Not Done!Says Baz Luhrmann: ‘It’s a little like landing a jumbo jet on an aircraft carrier in a storm.’
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    Is Joaquin Phoenix’s Band Already Having Commitment Issues?But hey — Spacehog are back together!
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    Robert Plant Totally Replaceable, Claims Led ZeppelinOh, and they might get the guy who filled in for Scott Stapp!
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    How’s ‘Dollhouse’ Coming? Great, Claims Miserable Joss WhedonWhedon: ’[The network] bought something somewhat different than what I was selling them, which is not that uncommon in this business.’
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    50 Cent Still Getting Acting Jobs for Some Crazy ReasonEven so, this movie doesn’t sound too bad.
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    Could the Awful Cover of ‘Chinese Democracy’ Cause Another Delay?Maybe, says Guns N’ Roses’ manager!
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    Thanks to the Economy, All of 2010’s Movies Will Star Born-Again ChihuahuasFollowing the inexplicable success of ‘Beverly Hills Chihuahua’ and ‘Fireproof,’ movies will definitely get a lot worse.
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    U2 Sign Live Nation Deal for $20 Million in Stock, Magic BeansWeirdly, U2 have agreed to take their advance in Live Nation stock (currently trading at about $11 per share, down from a high of nearly $25 last February).
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    Disappointing ‘Chinese Democracy’ Cover and Track List Revealed!We’re pretty sure we’ve seen that cover hanging in our aunt’s bathroom.
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    Beyoncé’s Split Personalities to Release Double Album, Possibly Derail CareerMrs. Jay-Z’s new album will feature music by her and her alter ego, Sasha Fierce.
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    Elton John to Make AIDS FunnySays Elton on his upcoming musical: ‘It’s very funny. The premise doesn’t sound funny, but it is.’
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    Taxpayers Inexplicably Upset About Having to Pay for Brad Pitt MoviesCritics of the tax incentives for filmmakers point out that they are completely stupid.
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    Hollywood Undeterred by Economic ApocalypseStudios are scheduled to begin production on around 40 large-budget new movies between next spring and summer.
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    Judd Apatow Now Just Stealing Ideas From YouTubeThanks to Judd Apatow, that kid who sings funny songs on YouTube might get his own movie.
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    Enough With the Improbable Broadway Musicals Already!Even though we’d totally go see it, ‘American Psycho: The Musical’ is probably a bad idea.
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    Are Indie Labels Getting Screwed by MySpace’s Doomed Music Service?Yes.
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    Can Britney Spears, 50 Cent, the Killers, Kanye, Jay-Z, Beyoncé and Practically Every Other Artist Ever Save Music Industry?No!