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Impending Disasters

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    So When Will the Spider-Man Musical Actually Open?Who knows!
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    Spider-Man–Musical Producer Having Nightmares“What am I doing? I could be on a beach in Florida.”
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    Atlas Shrugged Movie Rushed Into Production With One Tree Hill Guy DirectingGood luck, man!
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    What Disaster Will Befall Terry Gilliam’s Upcoming Opera?We hope the English National Opera has fire, flood, hurricane, earthquake, and asteroid insurance.
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    Finally, a Muhammad Biopic From the Producer of The Matrix’Matrix’ producer Barrie Osborne wants $150 million to make a Muhammad biopic.
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    Are These Rich Guys Crazy Enough to Save the Spider-Man Musical?Maybe!
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    Washington Braces for Invasion by Dan Brown Fans“We might have to spend the next 25 years responding to Dan Brown’s fiction … That’s what I dread.”
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    Can Bono Save the Spider-Man Musical?He may be its only hope!
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    Work to Resume on Doomed Spider-Man Musical“Modest construction work” will begin again tomorrow on Broadway’s ‘Spider-Man, Turn Off the Dark,’ following last month’s stoppage.
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    Green Day’s American Idiot Musical Takes ShapeToo bad rock operas give us the shivers.
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    Update: G.I. Joe Looking Like a Bomb of Epic ProportionsRumors are flying that the film’s director has been fired from the project.
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    Michael Jackson’s Tour Already Off to a Bad StartSadly, we think this isn’t the worst of it.
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    World Economy Threatened As Video-game Industry Craters, Niko Bellic to BlameStart stocking up on water, canned food, and extra batteries for your Xbox 360 controllers.
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    Osbournes Reloaded: So Bad It’s Good, or So Bad It’s Bad?We’re going with the latter.
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    What Recession? iTunes Hiking Its Prices Come April 7Get ready to pay $1.29 for “hit singles and classic tracks.”
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    Will The Phone Be the Most Boring Reality Show MTV Has Ever Produced?Sadly, we don’t see any other possible outcome.
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    What the Focker?They’re back!
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    Lindsay Lohan Finally Finds Out Who Killed Her: Freddy KruegerThe former child star has won the female lead in the not-at-all anticipated remake of ‘A Nightmare On Elm Street.’
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    Steve Wozniak Has Happy FeetBut what we’re really excited to see is ‘Dancing With the Stars: Sober House.’
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    DreamWorks Breaks It Off With Universal, Is Spotted Canoodling With DisneySteven Spielberg’s hilariously timed decision to split from Paramount and take DreamWorks independent last year continues to create problems today.
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    Bra-Stuffing Allegations Add to Bad Buzz for G.I. JoeIs this film an early front-runner for a 2009 Razzie? We sure think so!
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    Official: Every Living Artist Will Release an Album This FallThe fourth quarter just got a little more crowded.
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    So, How Bad Will This Week’s Financial Apocalypse Hurt Hollywood?How screwed are media companies, exactly?
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    Vulture Predicts the Winners of the 2009 Golden Raspberry AwardsYesterday, Website ComingSoon.net obtained the complete top-secret list of all the films (and their attached directors) that will soon be stinking up a theater near you … Which movies will suck the most?