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    Will.I.Am Now Director of Creative Innovation for IntelAnd “creative innovation” is not a euphemism for “club tracks.”
  2. Gossip Girl Says ‘Chuck You’ to True LoveIt’s the return of our exhaustive, obsessive, and unattractively loving recaps of the Greatest Show of Our Time.
  3. ‘Gossip Girl’ Ditches Us the Morning AfterWe tally up the points that made the season finale of the Greatest Show of Our Time real, unreal, or maybe just annoying.
  4. ‘Gossip Girl’ Gives Us the High of Our So-Called LivesLet’s face it, this episode rocked. Our recap is within.
  5. ‘Gossip Girl’ Blows Our MindsAnd that’s not all. You’ll have to see it — or read our recap — to believe it.
  6. ‘Gossip Girl’ Blinds Us With Color, EvilIn which Michelle Trachtenberg is the Marcia Cross of the Greatest Show of Our Time, returning from a mysterious absence to ruin everything and everyone.
  7. The ‘Gossip Girl’ Recaps Returneth!In which we calculate the reality index of the Greatest Show of Our Time.
  8. In Which We Finally Say Those Three Little Words to ‘Gossip Girl’We’ve realized our relationship with Gossip Girl has followed a path not unlike Dan and Serena’s.
  9. ‘Gossip Girl’ Takes Us Back to the FutureIt was kind of a refreshing change to get vodka in plastic cups and an impromptu party at the school pool.
  10. A Very ‘Gossip Girl’ ChristmasOur mind-shatteringly detailed guide to what in this week’s episode of Gossip Girl could pass for real-life New York experience, what seemed kinda fake, and what really put the “Jesus Christ” back in our Christmas.
  11. ‘Gossip Girl’ Says, ‘Granny, Get Your Gun!’Drunk with power (and Tanqueray), Grandma CeCe stole the shit out of this episode.
  12. ‘Gossip Girl’ Gives Us the Thanksgiving We Always DeservedWho writes this show? Former members of the Children of God?
  13. ‘Gossip Girl’ Threatens All of Its Great Loves“I performed in a speakeasy and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass.”
  14. ‘Gossip Girl’ Exceeds Our Expectations … Again!Our Einsteinian comparison between the real, the unreal, and the crap that made us groan out loud to our gay friends in the living room.
  15. ‘Gossip Girl’ Makes Us Color-blindOur highly calibrated point system of… um… points.
  16. ‘Gossip Girl’ Gets Lost in New YorkIsn’t it weird when a show’s writers forget their own plotlines? Isn’t it weird we’re paying such close attention?
  17. ‘Gossip Girl’ Embraces Friendships, RealityAnd that’s what this recap is all about, right? Realism!
  18. ‘Gossip Girl’: There Are Only Eight Colleges in AmericaOur vaguely researched, but mostly completely subjective, guide to what in this week’s Gossip Girl was as fake as Melania Trump’s face, and what could pass for real.
  19. ‘Gossip Girl’ Goes Straight to the ‘O.C.’ PlaceIn case you forgot, on the second episode of Gossip Girl, otherwise known as Statutory Rape in the City, the anonymous narrator really drums it in that this show is based in Manhattan, more specifically Upper East Side.
  20. ‘Gossip Girl’: The Most Important Show of Our TimeLast night’s giddily awaited premiere of Gossip Girl did not disappoint.